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people carve into your chest in prison?
Don't you want to be able to read the things
How do you know, Bart?
Indeed. That Homer Simpson is the beating baboon heart
Hey, kids, I'm it.
You can't touch electricity, Marge,
about how hip and influential your parents are.
Not that! Never that!
Or avoiding them, I can't remember.
I'll read! I'll read!
D'oh!
Guh.
It's about your vodka, Absolut Krusty.
I missed my son's graduation, my father's funeral,
I've outgrown you!
It's more fun to play with a ball of yarn
he hasn't exactly set the world on fire,
"If genn-i-oos..."
Why are you still here?
Simpson, you're probably wondering
People are more likely to drink your vodka
'cause I really want the Simpson account.
There's room in here for two.
The higher they rise, the further they fall!
Finally, humanity has found a use for water.
Hmm.
I need a drink.