Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So he says, "Bigamy is having one too many wives."

You don't understand me.

And yarn should be allowed to marry dental floss.

Great. Now, in honor of my last day on the hamster wheel,

Dad, you were supposed to read me a bedtime story.

I was in an anecdote once.

You're the only one I can talk to.

There'll be time enough for nachos!

account men lose their soul.

Now, where shall we go on your vacation?

I may have a use for this Simpson character

you just promised this week to Mrs. S., Master B.,

Yeah, the governor wrote me a letter to that effect.

Do any of my friends get to come?

Lady, I am smoother than an Eisenhower-era freeway.

Yours, Homie, I'm always on yours.

My work gives me money and sleep.

- Well, you're getting my help. - Forget it.

You're reading a chapter book.

Let's see, my family gives me love and sex.

I know, I keep going, "Why is Meg saying that?"

The next time, I vote for you, it's gonna be on purpose.

So, uh, why are you here?

I used up my stuff poisoning deer.