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Now, has anyone seen my lamp?
I don't know. He died or retired or something. Anyway--
Why didn't you put your foot down? Well, I started to.
That's how it works. That is the system. The system will be followed.
WNYX. Please state your name and business so I can buzz you in.
A little bird just flew into the glass and died.
and the only way to escape is back through the office?
All right. Stand right there.
Isn't that something your agent should do? Technically, yes,
What? [ Beth ] Dave--
What? No. Well, what's the big secret?
- Nothing's been stolen from my desk. - You don't have a desk.
- Dave, I know how it works. - Of course. I'm sorry.
I'll even give you the standard one-percent commission.
If I want to be treated like a spoiled baby, it's time I acted like one.
Well, he said, "Yes, Bill, what is it?"
Doesn't it just make you want to cry? [ Groans ]
Well, that's because I was afraid they'd make me look stupid.
I just hope they don't steal our idea of doing weather reports, you know?
- Fifty thousand? - Yeah, that's right. I get A.M. and F.M.