Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And it's just I thought I knew what kind of party I wanted.

With their desperate eyes just staring at you.

I don't want to talk to you.

Murray, you do this every year.

Geraldo rivera is opening up al capone's vault today

It's the velour shirt. It doesn't breathe.

Ah. It's not whether or not I remembered.

And buy the first velour clothing you see.

Hell yeah, I could!

You are the greatest man I've ever known.

And blow on them three times or they'll scald your little mouth,

But this double wiggly high-five was just as good,

Pathetic, dude.

My dad finally bought me a gift from the heart,

Adam: So... We got 6:38 left.

Oh, it's hard. Sorry.

Give me the phone book. I'm calling a (bleep) clown.

(electronic warbling)

Something about south padre island, he's a liar.

I'm sorry. This whole thing has been a complete disaster.

From my kinda/sorta/maybe girlfriend, dana caldwell.

Was for my overbearing smother to ruin my party.

Hey. My foot hurts. What's for breakfast?

How do you eat onion dip if you don't have anything...

What the hell is happening here?

I was blissfully unaware

What was wrong with laser tag?

(exhales sharply)

(electronic gunfire)

And just like that, my sister went into full mom mode.

Happy birthday, kiddo.