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I scored everything on barry's sexy checklist,
That night, my worst birthday ever became the best.
To bring him this festive platter of bagel bites.
'cause it's about to get real bendy in here.
I love it!
Look, starting with this birthday, everything changes.
Then we'll deck it out with sexy accessories
So... Happy birthday?
Can we talk about this later?
Or seeing a wildly inappropriate movie
I was just seeing if the ski boots
Thanks, pops.
And I flat-out rejected him.
I bought a bunch for you and your friends.
Unless you want her to hear what happened at the winter formal.
Seven minutes in heaven.
It's very complicated. Oh.
Adult adam: Turns out, make-out parties are awesome in theory,
Mama will be back in 20 minutes.
I know it's last minute, but I really want this.
Not sexy. Get 'em out of here.
(electronic gunfire)
At least let me tell her.
You know it.
(cheese thuds) check this out.
Just... The timing hasn't been right.
Geraldo rivera: ...The real secret tunnel.
But then she saw the soft, pink mood lighting...
No. No way. Why the hell do I need to protect my corneas?
No cake? No cake.
Forgetting.
It's my thing!
Oh, they know how it works around here.
Yeah, I went to the south street italian market
Oh, they're not gonna be here. Oh.
Yes! Good.
♪ alone above a raging sea
How? It's dark and dusty