Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hope I'm on your team.
Looks like a love dungeon in a serial killer's house.
No, no, no, no! Don't start over!
But I knew that wasn't gonna hold them off forever.
How about, uh, seven minutes in heaven?
When I gave him that puckm'n watch thing?
Anything for my birthday boy.
No cake? No cake.
Well, we're celebrating you-know-who
And I'm sorry.
What do you mean you can't barge in?
You are, and I got to tell you, it's a real downer.
We were all happy to keep on being kids.
You're unb... (belches)
Why are you coming to terms with this now?
Yeah... I'm also thinking no cake.
Maybe we should just go.
Pheromones, bro! Ladies love it.
Don't go.
Then you blink, and he's a man.
I guess I could make a "ghostbusters" cake.
No one follow me.
The thing you wanted most in the world.
Smells great in here!
No! Stop!
That's why you call...
'cause I'm also thinking no song and... No you.
Adult adam: Or not.
In 10 minutes, he's gonna blow open that vault
I mean, did you see the look on adam's face
Oh! Look!
I was about to hurt my mom
That's the sexiest of all fabrics.
Spin the bottle, mood lighting, and velour?
No idea.
Since you were born, my angel, and I made it into a book.
Spin the bottle!
I know my son.
And keep him our special, little boy forever.
But awkward in reality.
(door closes)
Then why didn't we just play laser tag?
It's whether he thinks I got him a gift.
Uh...
And chachi!
I wish we could just stop time, you know?