Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I play my cards right,

Let's begin, shall we?

Because sue nagleman's son lost his eye to a laser beam.

I'll go up there and tell mom all about your creepy freak fest.

And the main event...

Well, that was good.

(exhales sharply)

Okay. Let's... You know.

Oh, my god. I am mom!

Twister, truth or dare,

The directions are in japanese.

And spied on me and lainey

Okay. I'm gonna need you to leave my party.

♪ I don't know the future

You only had three options for birthday parties...

It's safe, mom.

Sad, boring, cakeless, songless, momless basement party it is.

A, uh, dancing...

In the past 20 years. What about your kids?

Mama's going to the store right now.

I'll see what I can do, but no guarantees.

Everybody knows that I'm not good at birthdays

I tried to tell myself.

Drinking mango madness wine coolers

And just in case adam does mention

So, um, what happened to laser tag?

Until now. You keep my secret, I'll keep yours.

There's no pin the tail on the donkey, no balloons, no cake.

Logistically, how would that even work?

Big tasty knows how to tame the booty with the beat.

I know. It's gonna be awesome!

What was that all about?

What's happening?