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I'm not just a pretty face people sit on.
Sorry, Internet. He's your problem now.
Can you open these?
Lily: Dad?
She used to fly off of bookcases and jump off of swing sets,
'Course I can. [ Chuckles ]
Oh, she must be great. You're here two days in a row.
Why are you pushing this so hard?
Well, maybe it came out of his mouth
What's wrong? Nothing.
Oh, yeah. She's looking for a house.
He's been lobbing insults all night.
What?! I never agreed to that!
It's a texture thing. How does egg become that?
Cars aren't safe?! Oh, my God.
Well, C-Cam, yeah, you broke your arm.
Claire: Ra was very supportive.
Are you okay?
This is ridiculous!
is the furthest thing from a racist.
Attention. That's all. Just attention.
Oh, it's okay. [ Scoffs ]
Nobody. Why are your pants ripped? No reason.
Wow. Hello.
Of course. I'm sorry.
Anyway, I was wondering if you wanted to get together,
But only because she's beautiful and you get a little crazy.
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What the hell? This guy again? Who?
with their ponytails and their Lululemon,
And his wife, Claire.
With what -- a snowblower?
Maybe I just never had the right teacher.
What are you up to, buddy?
You're the agent.
And pull up your pants!
Now I know why Sinatra was always punching guys.
Like I would say something like, uh...
Aaah! Ohh!
Wow. I didn't pick up that energy when I was planking you.
And that you'll get on a plane.
Ah, I used to.
Maybe I've just been stressed lately, but I was wrong.
Because you're you in yoga pants.