Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, this is Phil.

No, you had cereal for breakfast.

because of some stupid lie.

Only crack I want to see is in the Liberty Bell.

No. She's too...fat for that.

I don't think so.

Ra is our yoga instructor.

You've got to be kidding me.

Don't know why I said that.

I'm Mr. Real Estate -- Phil Dunphy.

I'm afraid I'll fall

It was just a little white lie.

I wiped out, and I think I broke my arm.

I wanted to climb every mountain and jump off."

It's on everything.

Too bad you didn't fall off a stripper pole.

Saw your daughter yesterday. Boy, she is growing up fast.

Watch it. I got my mother's hands.

I will start my own show.

All right, here's something.

You just said it was weird.

Because I don't want her to get hurt!

Here's something that represents my unique brand of thinking.

No. Mitchell, we're in too deep.

Wow. Well, if I could be of any service...

So you're the one that's afraid.

and I'll say this again -- she doesn't want to do this!

Bottom line, you can keep your hashtags,

"I miss chop suey, too."