Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, here's something.

Too bad you didn't fall off a stripper pole.

I'm afraid I'll fall

I will start my own show.

Here's something that represents my unique brand of thinking.

No. Mitchell, we're in too deep.

Only crack I want to see is in the Liberty Bell.

Watch it. I got my mother's hands.

You just said it was weird.

Saw your daughter yesterday. Boy, she is growing up fast.

Uh, this is Phil.

So you're the one that's afraid.

Because I don't want her to get hurt!

because of some stupid lie.

It's on everything.

Ra is our yoga instructor.

I wanted to climb every mountain and jump off."

You've got to be kidding me.

and I'll say this again -- she doesn't want to do this!

No, you had cereal for breakfast.

"I miss chop suey, too."

I'm Mr. Real Estate -- Phil Dunphy.

Bottom line, you can keep your hashtags,

Don't know why I said that.

I don't think so.

It was just a little white lie.

Wow. Well, if I could be of any service...

I wiped out, and I think I broke my arm.

No. She's too...fat for that.