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Earl?
Hi, honey!
all those typos from your stubby fingers.
Yeah. Uh, "Ra" is short for "Ira."
Okay! How exciting is this, Lily?
What kind of goat eats its own cheese?
Of course we should get rid of pennies!
Thick Irish accent.
Hello?
Beating you is half the reason I get out of bed.
Why wouldn't I get on a plane? What's wrong with them?
The glass bottle, little bow tie.
Oh, thanks, honey.
Hi.
and tell me if I'm just being crazy?
Well, this is the address Alex's nerds gave me,
I don't -- I don't have any cards.
How about... Watergate?
"It's weird you don't like goat cheese
So, where's Mahatma Handsy?
Nothing. Just trying to keep you away from all that asbestos.
The readout said "Ira Burnbaum."
"Hey, Grandpa, no one cares what you think."
You know what really gets my goat?
[ Cellphone rings ]
What are you doing here?
I did not peg you for a racist.
to a distinguished plumbing career."
I'll go in, draw myself a bath,
You're pathetic.
Minor celebrity. Guilty as charged.
By the way, if the punk's under 18, you have to hit him.
But all those judgy vegans
Ohh. I get it.
I hope Daddy's okay!
Writing a paper on President Nixon.
Don't let go! Okay.
[ Dogs barking, branches rustling ]
This is a pivotal moment.
Yeah.
Off we go.
Just wanted to say hi, talk about stuff.
Or are they in the nightstand next to your bed
Have I really? Yeah.
I...
Okay, why are you doing this?
[ Exhales heavily ]