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Okay, why are you doing this?
What are you doing here?
[ Exhales heavily ]
You're pathetic.
I'll go in, draw myself a bath,
Okay! How exciting is this, Lily?
Why wouldn't I get on a plane? What's wrong with them?
Just wanted to say hi, talk about stuff.
Beating you is half the reason I get out of bed.
I hope Daddy's okay!
This is a pivotal moment.
Oh, thanks, honey.
and tell me if I'm just being crazy?
Yeah.
Writing a paper on President Nixon.
So, where's Mahatma Handsy?
Hi.
[ Cellphone rings ]
Don't let go! Okay.
Minor celebrity. Guilty as charged.
You know what really gets my goat?
Thick Irish accent.
Or are they in the nightstand next to your bed
Have I really? Yeah.
Earl?
I did not peg you for a racist.
[ Dogs barking, branches rustling ]
Hello?
But all those judgy vegans
The glass bottle, little bow tie.
to a distinguished plumbing career."
Off we go.
By the way, if the punk's under 18, you have to hit him.
The readout said "Ira Burnbaum."
"Hey, Grandpa, no one cares what you think."
Nothing. Just trying to keep you away from all that asbestos.
How about... Watergate?
Hi, honey!
"It's weird you don't like goat cheese
Yeah. Uh, "Ra" is short for "Ira."
I...
all those typos from your stubby fingers.
Well, this is the address Alex's nerds gave me,
What kind of goat eats its own cheese?
Ohh. I get it.
Of course we should get rid of pennies!
I don't -- I don't have any cards.
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