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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I can report you to the War Department.

Aint that right Snowflake?

You mustn't think that any of us are going to be killed...

...that only white officers would be commissioned to lead it.

Well, you can just explain that at your court-marital...

See, let me explain something to you.

That's like tits on a bull.

Nigger forgot to duck. That's all.

Left. Left. Left, right.

...you men are advised...

Needless to say...

-Charlie. -Thomas Searles.

... next thing you know, you ordering everybody around like you the massa.

Lee was turned back in Pennsylvania at Gettysburg.

-Thank you, sir. -Hip, hip, hooray!

I am surprised at how well you handle them.

That's right, hons. Ain't no dream.

We've caught a deserter.

-I can write my name. -Then do it.

Maybe not in the border states or something...

What about the uniforms?

You seem to forget, I know you...

I'd love to help you, colonel, but we just don't have any.

... but on behalf of the entire regiment...

They have risked their lives to be here.

Yes, I've become quite a student of your operations in this region.

All right. See...

Thank you for sending my volume of Emerson.

Well, the surgeons are all busy, but I'll fix you up.

you know, the italians are not noted for their fondness for intellect…

Nigger, is you an old man or is you an old woman? I forget.

-Trip, isn't it? -Yes, sir.

Jesus Christ, we're gonna be here day and night until we get this right.

I figure the nigs never had it so good.

We grew up together, yes.

How should I treat them?

I want 600 pair of shoes and 1200 pair of socks...

-Where you going, boy? -To get paid.

Well, I mean, it's just a soldiers' fight, sir.

Honey, why don't you take your drum on outside and practice?

I have no doubt that you are a fair man, Mulcahy.

Right. Untie his hands and take off his coat.

-How's it going down there? -Oh, very well. Thank you.

Let him grow up some more.

One. You half-wit black bastard.

We ask these blessings in Jesus' name. Amen.

Yeah. Yeah, Uncle Abe got hisself a real bargain here!

We want them to know that we went down standing up--

That's all right. Brass are all up to division, planning the next disaster.

...seems to have scared the bejesus out of the Rebs.

-Pleasure. -Pleasure.

I don't want to stand in their way because of my own weakness.

For God's sake, do you not know your right from your left?

Robert, have you met Frederick Douglass?

Son, the first question is, if you rap about another Rapper on a record, what are you? You a sucka!

This is your front!

-But you're handy with a gun. -Yes, sir.

They have given up their freedom.

I'll just have a look around, see that you haven't misplaced them.

Oh, give me the details. I'll wire it in.

He writes vouchers.

Never question my authority in front of others.