Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina (Official Video) [HQ]

You know, ain't no plans with a man

But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man

Alright, dig it

But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction

Sheena was A MAN

I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"

This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies

Alex from Stroh's

So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"

I got Spuds McKenzie

The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

That Medina's a monster, y'all

Break it down

I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" He said, "I'm a leprechaun"

That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action

A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap

My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C?

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks

You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner

I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina

So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina