Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, well how about... Friends of Oppressed Educationless Youth?

We're glad of it.

I'm sure it's more than enough.

It's yours for as long as you want it.

Chief, Mr. Clampett is... I don't care who he is, I'm going to get out!

You win a few, you lose a few.

That sounds like an outfit could use $68,415,000.

Here, he misfigured a mite.

Well, I'm gonna have me a talk with that there needy outfit.

I'll phone you from Wheelchair Boulevard.

Yeah, we can buy books, supplies.

Look at him crying.

Uncle Jed, have a heart.

Yep, he'll be able to breathe a whole lot easier now.

When you took on as much class and savoir-faire as me, you can't just up and chuck it like a pair of dirty overhauls.

Well, he... Come in, come in.

You dumb clock, you've been driving around in circles!

I telephoned Granny and Mr. Clampett signed the check.

Oh, I've waited so long for this.

It ain't fair to make them young'uns suffer with all our millions.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

What's a sophisticated, educated playboy like me going to do around all them hog wrasslers back home?

All right, I'll think about it.

It's just that this desk is too heavy for me to pull.

Come on, girls, we've got to take this stuff back now.

You need money?

I'm afraid we've got some bad news for you, Mr. Drysdale.

We're trying to raise funds to help a number of impoverished students finish their education.