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Yeah, but if you don't know whose it is-
Oh, my God. Cam!
They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact-
That's for me.
It's called "Every time I'm depressed, I take a drink."
Couldn't resist. Wow.
Oh! Are-Are you serious? You would do that?
- But that's the beauty of the swirl. - The swirl?
Yeah, well, that's why I'm calling. They hate upsetting people.
I'm uncomfortable with this, Phil.
Mm-mmm. You're so smart. You're so handsome.
and then, bang, we have a baby.
Who is gonna pick up that ratty chair off our lawn?
Come. Let's go get your lottery ticket.
Oh, it's not turning off. Throw something over it, then. Oh, God!
Last time we were there, I think they got mail.
Oh, surprise, surprise. Jay's against something.
Of course he did. it's us.
So, where- Oh, where are the kids?
It's our chance to have a baby that's part me, part you.
Gloria, where's Manny?
Luke and Haley used cookie sheets to clear a path through the marbles for me.
No. God, no. Yeah, just a little.
Um, well, Jay-
Where's Lily? Sleeping.
It's not your decision, Dad.
The bent one, remember? One of the first ones we found.
But we decided it was not a good idea.
we were on our own,
Yeah. And in just a few short moments, thanks to the magic of technology,
This is Gloria and I.
Oh, my God, Cam. Oh.
# Hey, hey #
Well, we're still waiting, but they already got their kid,
Wonder where they got that idea.
So you're gonna have Cam's baby just to keep things from being weird?
Um, Jay, Claire has offered to give us one of her eggs,
You know what I was thinking today? What about Luke?
- Maybe it wasn't that bad. - No, no.
I feel like I already won the lottery.
Daddies, what are you looking at?