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Let's go find your stupid mother.
I'm not hungry.
[groans]
[Ben] Dead?
That little delinquent is your son?
[Klaus] Yeah, you know.
What do you see now?
Super don't like being threatened, Ben.
Fuck off!
[Klaus] Rachel Herschberger?
Your son stuffed three mini muffins down his pants.
Rachel's death was unusual, and she wasn't the only one.
told in expired check stubs.
She passed October 1st,
[upbeat instrumental music playing]
[laughs]
Ben's… gone.
If you think I don't want you there with me, then you're even crazier.
Look at this place!
♪ Where's this higher love ♪
Well, can you really call what we had a family?
You're his dad!
Come on.
-Wait, wait, wait! -Hold on a second!
Great.
I'll head back.
Start the car!
See? Told you.
We'll get a few road sodas for the journey.
And when I was a little pissant like you, I made a promise to myself
I got him. Come on.
[bone snaps]
Wait up a minute.
But always in the back of my mind,
If I could, I'd get out of here in a heartbeat.
that you have ruined the Amish for me, forever!
-You getting how this works yet? -That's my kid, asshole!
[Diego continues snoring softly]
Especially about the moon.
All right? Not just any paradox.
[indistinct chatter in background]
We are going to Pennsylvania to find
-Institute for Snarky Delinquents. -[laughs]
And we turn it back on them, and then we wipe them the hell out.
[singing along] ♪ You don't even know my name ♪
Brain hemorrhage.
I mean, I didn't fully.
You know, I thought the home theater and the Zen garden were impressive,
-Why now? -Well, duh.
Oh, Ricky's Bakery has award-winning pies.
It was a dark and stormy night…