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My contract clearly promised "barely livable."
Oh! I guess Grampa's coming home with us.
No! No!
I can't be old yet. I won't let the ravages of time
but he only brought a nickel.
D'oh!
Now, say something pathetic.
Yippee!
The empty swimming pool from the country club
I don't know. I feel naked without it.
He's calling a bully summit
Uh, Chief, something about that looks fishy.
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Popular music condemns us.
You won't feel so bollixed
to discover who you really are.
We don't want any... "accidents."
Greg's Grounded From Video Games For Months And It Might Be Forever
Oh! That man can't remember anything except our number!
Screech or hoot?
This place is unlivable.
Gentlemen, I've been thinking.
I said beat it! For the time being.
I didn't mind that he grew bald.