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What's so hard to get?
Morning, Lois. How was your night last night?
Excuse me. (clears throat)
I wanted to let you know
Guys, look!
the last squirt of a plastic mustard bottle.
at a fashion magazine, greeting card company or winery.
We're about to sing an Adele song.
No? You're just not gonna be a part of this at all?
Hey, it's that sheriff from The Q.
Chris, I offer you a choice.
-Normal words, but a horse guy. -WOMAN: Can we please stop this?
(thunder rumbling)
What? He was my dad's best friend for 20 years.
He's not the Strangler!
Y'all ready for your lasagnas?
¶ ¶
You know what? I'll make a vision board.
¶ But what does normal mean ¶
to find greater success in movies or ugly public divorces.
When someone gives me something other than normal Coke
I'm guessing we're wrong, but let's find out for sure.
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
Yeah! Dane Cook already did all these halves of jokes.
the new theme song for bob's burgers
We talked about it before dinner
Family Guy is in its 17th season.
and I'm Vice President of Creative Bankruptcy
The show is from a woman's perspective,
What? How can you be sure?
Joe!
Lois Griffin just landed my account
I love jow swansons im jsut like joeswanson and belgs is the b onnie
-"Blech." -For me, it was more like
George Washington's poop. That's correct.
Between you and me, I think Tricia might be barren.
Emerald Isle Aire.
So, what can I get for you sexy teens?
What? Course not.
I hit a gay jogger on my way to work today.
¶ One of us is Richard Gere's kid ¶
Yes, Joe, I'm going to work.
And how about that new chip in credit cards?
(upbeat rock music playing)
and my jaw is worn out.
I mean, it's fine if we are, w-we just--
-They wanted more Joe. -They wanted more Joe.