Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you, Peter, I will.

the song our parent company is aggressively marketing.

-Oh, come on, buddy. -Don't do it. -Here she comes.

Eh, I'm gonna tweeze the Skittle out

#5544 #2574 #3267 #2772

Okay, well... What if I told you "Shut up"?

from the original, while the more popular actors go on

¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶

I found a pouch of Big League Chew earlier,

¶ Lucky there's a family guy ¶

Can we please stop this?

-You know what I've gotta do now? -You mean our butts?

Many recent shows have found success

back when I was an all-setup- no-punch-line comedian.

that thing I did wrong 11 years ago.

Can we please stop this?

You have been selected to be part of a focus group

Sorry I only satisfied you twice tonight.

Yeah, I like shows that are bingeworthy.

¶ On which we used to rely? ¶

That's why our first reboot is built around

'Cause I'm the funny one.

Negative. It was Big Red!

(slow, dramatic music playing)

JOE: Your show should have more Joe Swanson.

and listen to a band that's on a label

(dramatic, pulsing music playing)

Yeah, we're network TV gay,

-I didn't like it. -Could you be more specific?

owned by the same parent company as the network.

It's been here for years. Spoils the appearance of my perfect yard.

Well, if you're all so smart,

See my success and be my success.

-We're in the woods. -(howling in distance)

so we'll get stuck with the boring ones

(SPEAKING IRISH)

to find greater success in movies or ugly public divorces.

Sometimes networks will cancel a show

Family Guy Again is filmed

Can we please stop this?

Would you like me to put on our sleep ocean noises

-"Blech". -For me, it was more like

since you're in Queensland, Australia, where you moved

-MAN: I watch Fox. -No, you don't. Nobody does.

(Glenn Miller's "Pennsylvania 6-5000" playing)

what would it be?

Yeah, I like shows that are binge-worthy.

What are you up to this morning?