Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...between authoritarian parenting and authoritative parenting?

Ow! My fat face!

- What? - Roberta.

Sorry, Grandma Tubbs.

Show some respect. Goodbye. Aah!

Who likes balloon animals? Okay, here we go.

...I will make more of an effort to relate to Roberta.

- Yeah. - What the hell do you think you're doing?

Clean up what? No one came. There's nothing to clean.

Perhaps something deeply intimate and personal.

I would never cheat on Fed, but I did give this other guy my number.

Diego, help me!

SHE WATCHED WHAT?!?! Where is your bitch sister at?! She’s in her room. Take all her devices away.

Oh, yeah. She's at the corner of Who Cares Street...

Roberta you're grounded for watching Beavis and the butthead go to New Mexico to Sea Breaking Bad So that means no TV no fortnite no Minecraft

Are you serious?

Except Junior, who has no need to rebel...

Noah and Serena have a very...Intimate relationship. When it's dark, and no one's looking, they'll re-enact the porn films they watch together! And the worst part is Noah is 11 and Serena is 26! Scratch that, the worstest part ever is that he CONSENTS to it!!! Get a room, you two!

Sorry, sorry. My fault.

Give it back to me, you motherfucker!!! Where's my goddamn red USB?!

Roberta you're stupid grounded No TV newborn night no Minecraft new Lego waffle no door at the strip club Explorer no Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Mickey gets a flat tire and is Tesla Model y

I guess you actually are the better parent.

I'm glad we get to spend some time together.

You can have a party here tonight. Invite all your friends.

Roberta go to the microwave in sitting there for 8 minutes

Look at us bonding. So this boy goes to Stoolbend High?

Why did you do that Don't Touch it Don't Touch That

Parenting a teenage girl is impossible.

...like Cookie Monster. - Ugh.