Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can't stop me. I've been texting him throughout this entire conversation.

Animal?! Chevy, you are 15.

- Go on, step to me! - Now, my final thought.

Not in my backyard

Okay. Now it's time to play...

A puta gorda quebrou um vibrador pensando que era uma piroca feita de plástico e Agora nós vamos se fizer!

- I'll turn left, you turn right. - What's that gonna do?

That was an American bald eagle.

Roberta's my boo.

And why the hell was he ever famous to begin with?

Oh, great, and my driving gloves are at the Leathersmith.

...and pretend to be a teacher at a local high school...

When teacher smashes phones in 2006 2007 and 2008

...when I was wearing your underwear...

Okay. RILEY!!! Gimme all your devices! Now! Daddy! Daddy no! Please daddy PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!

Look. Coleman Boulevard.

As for the Roberta situation, if I were handling it, I...

I'll step on the gas, you step on the brake.

- Aah! - Give it to me. You are grounded, Chevy!

Yeah. And, uh, she has a lot of anger and she takes it out on me, so...

Let... Me... Out!

You check all my fucking history?! You know what? You are a fucking bitch, cunt, whore, tit, and slut lady!!! (Gasps) (Growling) (Screaming loudest again)

Donna comes out wearing a sparkling black dress. I went into your closet! And I am aware she wears it better.

...and I Don't Give A Crap Memorial Boulevard South.

- Mom, she's not a girl. She's an animal. - What? (throws coffee at Anoop)

I don't get it. We performed that song for years.

Kiss your devices goodbye, Riley before it’s too late. Oops. Too late. (Bill breaks all Riley’s devices) (Screaming and crying loudest) MY FUCKING DEVICES!!! Daddy!!! Ah! Oh, my God! FUCK YOU!!!

- Oh, yeah, homey, que pasa? - Oh, hey.