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Oh, no, that's Peking.
-There you are. Down. -Watch that rock!
A bike and...
Not the 2 billion things l did right tonight. No!
Now, where are we?
Thanks steve
l just wanted them to remember...
...a trip on the S-1 , Arthur?
"Gift Subscribe"?
...two...
Drop complete. Stand by, S-1 .
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Forget Techno Tommy. He's texting on his calculator after another job.
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No! lt's just...
-That's us! -The clearest...
l mean, what if after all of that, l'm staying at Grandma's?
Thank you, Peter. l'd love an espresso.
No Chicken Escapes from Tweety’s Farm!
Marvelous. Gets me every time.
lt's the 2 billion other gifts, dear. Christmas has become...
Code red.
l've got a phobia of being beheaded, and heights and speed and reindeer...
-Elf, wrap your head. -Sir!
"He belongs in the South Pole."
...get here!
-...to the elf? -Fell out of the sleigh over Lake Geneva.
christmas comes early lucky elf sony sound disney i am not crazy
But there's a child without a present.
Gwen just has to have a present from Santa.
...code 1 2. Code 12!
...there's nine houses in my road so that's nearly 1 0 minutes.
l thought it would be chillier near England.
Toronto's in Canada.
Could you please type faster?
lt's not 1 81 6 now.
After all the hard work, l wanted everyone to have some Christmas fun.
...he just wants to be loved and get some rest.
We need a blunt instrument. Knock him out and regroup.
Here.
...that Santa doesn't care about.
Santa's head seems to be resting...
No, you can't. Yes, you can! Come on, Arthur!
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Please.
l said me and Evie could get here, and we did.
...seen it before.
l'm so sorry.
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Depends on the angle the sleigh hits. You might just get beheaded.
Head of Polar Communications for 46 missions!
...a ride?
pixies. no nothing there is a here
Malcolm...
Sir? Why is Arthur out there?
You are sitting on a level one access HOHO.
Nearly there!
You've got your special coat on.
Steam train chugging
l.... l work...
-l didn't, in fact, technically-- -You said l could drive!
Steve, you said if there was any way to get there, you would.
lt certainly is, Arthur. The whole family together.
...a picture of Biffo. See?
On Christmas night, he comes.
Grandsanta says he's not here.
Dear Alessandro...
Something's coming through.
Go on, elf.
Who'd know that?
Dancer.
Homework Destroyed
Meltdown paused.
l got you a present, sir.
l wouldn't worry. lt's not like they're facing man-eating lions.
...rely on me.
Mpaa Stop
He had to go into hiding.
Okay. Left out of the Oval Office, right at the Cabinet Room...
He's the greatest man ever.
...than anything we know of.
Alert level six.
lt's for Gwen. Eight beautiful reindeer. That's what she's dreaming of.
"Potash of carboniloroxy...
How can you possibly be sure?
But it can't be done.
...and drawing of Santa tripping over your dog.
Dad, wait.
Two billion items delivered, and we didn't leave a footprint in the snow.
-Am l? -North Pole...
No. l'm Santa.
Security tracked her to Sector 1 9. And we think Arthur was here.
lt's impossible.
...in Germany? One of them was twins!
Get off.
Something else!
Meaty chunks in the hole.
That detachable milk maid thing.
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So did everyone else.
All right.
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snow white and the seven dwarfs
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
This is’nt Paris Zoo This is Africa
...gone right down the rodney hole. You're a postman with a spaceship.
Tale Of Despereaux Horton Hears A Who
l'm Santa!
wow hoo yuck go
-You just took the piece out of my hand. -Well, l am actually Santa...
l'm not going anywhere.
We come in peace.
You want to order me to go through the cat flap?
You too.
Forgot the PlN code.
But that'll ruin beach.
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Just gotta break them in.
Have a bonbon
They used to say it was impossible to teach women to read.
l want you to locate the batteries...
Sir...
Lunch Box