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l want you to locate the batteries...
l wouldn't worry. lt's not like they're facing man-eating lions.
Depends on the angle the sleigh hits. You might just get beheaded.
He had to go into hiding.
Tale Of Despereaux Horton Hears A Who
Code red.
"Gift Subscribe"?
Meltdown paused.
l'm Santa!
lt's for Gwen. Eight beautiful reindeer. That's what she's dreaming of.
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But there's a child without a present.
Security tracked her to Sector 1 9. And we think Arthur was here.
You are sitting on a level one access HOHO.
Forgot the PlN code.
Homework Destroyed
...that Santa doesn't care about.
Okay. Left out of the Oval Office, right at the Cabinet Room...
All right.
Two billion items delivered, and we didn't leave a footprint in the snow.
Gwen just has to have a present from Santa.
"Potash of carboniloroxy...
Alert level six.
...he just wants to be loved and get some rest.
Now, where are we?
No, you can't. Yes, you can! Come on, Arthur!
-l didn't, in fact, technically-- -You said l could drive!
On Christmas night, he comes.
-...to the elf? -Fell out of the sleigh over Lake Geneva.
Thanks steve
kill you tv train and
Nearly there!
l got you a present, sir.
Grandsanta says he's not here.
look AT all thise vaginaes Dildo for you
l said me and Evie could get here, and we did.
We come in peace.
Drop complete. Stand by, S-1 .
We need a blunt instrument. Knock him out and regroup.
look AT all thise vaginaes Dildo for you
...rely on me.
...in Germany? One of them was twins!
...a trip on the S-1 , Arthur?
Steve, you said if there was any way to get there, you would.
. .........huer ding clout sha this jaki nik isss
"He belongs in the South Pole."
They used to say it was impossible to teach women to read.
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
let no oh uh halllll
After all the hard work, l wanted everyone to have some Christmas fun.
Not the 2 billion things l did right tonight. No!
l'm not going anywhere.
snow white and the seven dwarfs
You've got your special coat on.
lt certainly is, Arthur. The whole family together.
You too.
l.... l work...
l've got a phobia of being beheaded, and heights and speed and reindeer...
Head of Polar Communications for 46 missions!
...two...
Sir? Why is Arthur out there?
So did everyone else.
-There you are. Down. -Watch that rock!
Get off.
Santa's head seems to be resting...
l'm so sorry.
Please.
...seen it before.
But it can't be done.
Have a bonbon
l just wanted them to remember...
He's the greatest man ever.
Malcolm...
l thought it would be chillier near England.
...gone right down the rodney hole. You're a postman with a spaceship.
How can you possibly be sure?
-That's us! -The clearest...
Go on, elf.
...get here!
This is’nt Paris Zoo This is Africa
...than anything we know of.
Something's coming through.
lt's impossible.
Thank you, Peter. l'd love an espresso.
Oh, no, that's Peking.
Mpaa Stop
Marvelous. Gets me every time.
Lunch Box
arty ji side real
...code 1 2. Code 12!
...a picture of Biffo. See?
...there's nine houses in my road so that's nearly 1 0 minutes.
A bike and...
l mean, what if after all of that, l'm staying at Grandma's?
lt's not 1 81 6 now.
No! lt's just...
But that'll ruin beach.
Sir...
Steam train chugging
You want to order me to go through the cat flap?
Something else!
That detachable milk maid thing.
christmas comes early lucky elf sony sound disney i am not crazy
No Chicken Escapes from Tweety’s Farm!
Here.
Forget Techno Tommy. He's texting on his calculator after another job.
wow hoo yuck go
Who'd know that?
Dear Alessandro...
No. l'm Santa.
pixies. no nothing there is a here
Meaty chunks in the hole.
-You just took the piece out of my hand. -Well, l am actually Santa...
Could you please type faster?
...a ride?
Dad, wait.
Toronto's in Canada.
-Elf, wrap your head. -Sir!
...and drawing of Santa tripping over your dog.
lt's the 2 billion other gifts, dear. Christmas has become...
Just gotta break them in.
Dancer.
-Am l? -North Pole...