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No. He's lying awake, worrying his beard off about Gwen.
lt's Christmas
Wait what? What is this again? This is the Turkish Airlines flight 811.
...something to shoot at.
e t phone. home. et phone home. et phone home. et phone home
-A stowaway! -l can wrap anything...
Espresso machine broken.
shh stt
This is an error.
...that women do when their husbands work. Marvelous.
Wait! Look!
Children don't matter?
You know the picture they'll have tomorrow?
rely on me
...l wonder if Gwen is right.
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Or high.
-Thank you, soldier. -Has someone...
Beg your pardon. Well done!
"Gift could not"?
lt's so unfair.
"Gift Insufficient"?
Dear Arthur.
S-1 , hold drop altitude.
This isn't France, is it? This isn't France, is it?
Do you mind if l--?
Yes. Now...
...but as it's the old sleigh...
-Who asked you? -l wasn't called up for field duty.
23 Mimosa Avenue, Trelew, Cornwall, England."
cars
Anything necessarily.
You too.
Not just a hobby, Arthur.
Come on, lad!
a boeing 747-400, operated by atlas air is coming to land.
How did you let it happen, Steven?
Tonight we delivered...
special
no nothing she gonna blow
All this for one child. ln 600 million.
Gwen. For that, you'd threaten my whole operation?
Not now...
...trained in wrapping.
-We're on the news. -From the trail in Toronto...
Santa is making a four legged snowman with a pillow for a head and a blanket for a cape!
l'm sorry l messed things up, lad.
Get me down!
Daisy would never have seen that.
...l've upgraded you to the Glamorfast Ultra X-3...
Merry Christmas
They missed the kid, but l got there. My way.
No, leave it! Don't--
ls this yours, Arthur?
Air Force One is on the ground.
You may be next in line, but you'll never get to be Santa unless you knock him off.
Doesn't even matter if it's...
Christmas accomplished.
"Toronto."
You do know we're going round in circles?
Last time l took Evie for a spin.
Watch out. Careful...
They'll be way up in the sky, flying...
The tears as she finds she's been left out.
Oh, thank you.
Stuck that there for your dad when he was a boy.
No.
...47785BXK.
...turn left.
Mimosa Avenue, Trelew.
But that present should not be lying in the--"
...throwing lead-painted toys down chimneys anymore.
With a gun!
...revised. Picking this up...
All sorted. Steve's...
That's it, there!
...in that crazy flying death trap ever again!
Naked
The old sleigh. What is happening here?
This is mental But it's all
heyg ae
How many times, Arthur?
Dash away!
l think he's done rather splendidly.
Ye baubles. And you a son of Santa?
He's not coming back!
But please don't bring it if it makes you and the reindeer burn.
-l'm Santa! -No, no, l'm Santa. lt's ridiculous.
lf we all just gave in...
One!
chicken little
...and see all this.
What are the others called? l could never ruddy remember. Bambi? John.
...probably not wearing nearly enough layers...
A young star... His cells will drink its radiation. It's a seemingly intelligent population.
...got the wrong present? That's awful.
Deep, crisp, even.
he sees everything
What, you're not coming?
lt's my S-1 . S for "Santa."
...your first time?
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...without any of this malarkey.
Poor old man and his reindeer, on our own at Christmas?
-Father, please keep it down. -Merry Christmas, everyone.
How do you have time to read all the letters...
lt isn't of Dad...
No sign of anyone.
Let me up and at him!
...a map, lad!
I don't know.
...and that thing! ...and that thing!
Three!