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...without any of this malarkey.
-Who asked you? -l wasn't called up for field duty.
Ye baubles. And you a son of Santa?
Wait what? What is this again? This is the Turkish Airlines flight 811.
The tears as she finds she's been left out.
-l'm Santa! -No, no, l'm Santa. lt's ridiculous.
...something to shoot at.
Or high.
...and see all this.
lt isn't of Dad...
How do you have time to read all the letters...
Get me down!
ls this yours, Arthur?
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-A stowaway! -l can wrap anything...
Air Force One is on the ground.
l'm sorry l messed things up, lad.
You do know we're going round in circles?
Deep, crisp, even.
...your first time?
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lf we all just gave in...
...l wonder if Gwen is right.
Santa is making a four legged snowman with a pillow for a head and a blanket for a cape!
Mimosa Avenue, Trelew.
Merry Christmas
23 Mimosa Avenue, Trelew, Cornwall, England."
-Father, please keep it down. -Merry Christmas, everyone.
Three!
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a boeing 747-400, operated by atlas air is coming to land.
S-1 , hold drop altitude.
Wait! Look!
no nothing she gonna blow
You know the picture they'll have tomorrow?
No sign of anyone.
Gwen. For that, you'd threaten my whole operation?
lt's Christmas
Watch out. Careful...
...throwing lead-painted toys down chimneys anymore.
-Thank you, soldier. -Has someone...
...turn left.
-We're on the news. -From the trail in Toronto...
What, you're not coming?
Doesn't even matter if it's...
The old sleigh. What is happening here?
A young star... His cells will drink its radiation. It's a seemingly intelligent population.
Not now...
lt's my S-1 . S for "Santa."
They'll be way up in the sky, flying...
You may be next in line, but you'll never get to be Santa unless you knock him off.
Dash away!
Poor old man and his reindeer, on our own at Christmas?
How many times, Arthur?
rely on me
Dear Arthur.
chicken little
lt's so unfair.
One!
he sees everything
Do you mind if l--?
Stuck that there for your dad when he was a boy.
...probably not wearing nearly enough layers...
You too.
Espresso machine broken.
Let me up and at him!
"Gift Insufficient"?
Last time l took Evie for a spin.
Children don't matter?
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"Toronto."
...revised. Picking this up...
Beg your pardon. Well done!
"Gift could not"?
Come on, lad!
...l've upgraded you to the Glamorfast Ultra X-3...
...and that thing! ...and that thing!
...that women do when their husbands work. Marvelous.
Christmas accomplished.
No, leave it! Don't--
Not just a hobby, Arthur.
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With a gun!
This isn't France, is it? This isn't France, is it?
This is mental But it's all
...got the wrong present? That's awful.
l think he's done rather splendidly.
But please don't bring it if it makes you and the reindeer burn.
This is an error.
All sorted. Steve's...
Oh, thank you.
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No.
...a map, lad!
No. He's lying awake, worrying his beard off about Gwen.
What are the others called? l could never ruddy remember. Bambi? John.
Tonight we delivered...
How did you let it happen, Steven?
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All this for one child. ln 600 million.
I don't know.
Naked
They missed the kid, but l got there. My way.
Daisy would never have seen that.
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That's it, there!
...in that crazy flying death trap ever again!
But that present should not be lying in the--"
...but as it's the old sleigh...
...trained in wrapping.
Anything necessarily.
He's not coming back!
Yes. Now...