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No. You know, your father surprised me with it because he
- I didn't say that. - Yeah, well, you're thinking it.
I don't think she has my number, either.
You're not supposed to be here, either, sir.
Just stop, otherwise you're gonna make yourself miserable.
Are you seeing adrian's mother? You're the boyfriend?
Get over here.
That's odd. You just sound crazy.
Ok. Well, I need some help.
No, you're just more difficult than that. Than her.
His name is leon, and we're married, happily married.
You'll go crazy.
Yeah, me too.
- What? - Well, he's a good boy.
Oh, and thank you. Thank you for letting your mother call me and tell me.
- I'm really gonna Miss you. - I'm not goin' anywhere.
every second of every minute of every hour of every day.
Visual realization.
how?
- She was old. - She's not that old.
- So you know about george and me? - Yeah, I know.
- And if it's sex, forget it. - No, but thank you for offering.
I don't understand. Lauren wants to go out with him?
Whoa, be careful. You don't wanna slip into a double standard here.
Well, you think you're sexier than me, don't you?
he would try to seduce you and not seduce me.
You know, loving yourself. In a physical way.
Ricky.
- hi. - hi.
We don't know how this is all gonna turn out,
- It made him laugh. - It didn't make me laugh.
You-you think girls don't do that.
Yeah, she's... Goin' to her grandmother's. She's runnin' away like a child.
I came over here just to tell you that you're an idiot.
No. I weighed 7 pounds, 4 ounces.
Good night.
- Girls? - Girls?
Well, I'm not gonna give you her number.
The solution for that may be to go blind.
Well, not really.
You wore it when you were pregnant with amy.
- Really? - Really.
Thank you.
Oh, I look like a slut, don't i?
- Thanks. - Wait. Wait. I charge for this stuff.
Really. By the way, I like the new you.
'cause I told the security guard that this might happen.
Is that what you wanted to talk to me about... women?