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You-you think girls don't do that.
Thank you.
No. I weighed 7 pounds, 4 ounces.
Yeah, she's... Goin' to her grandmother's. She's runnin' away like a child.
Is that what you wanted to talk to me about... women?
Well, not really.
every second of every minute of every hour of every day.
- hi. - hi.
- I didn't say that. - Yeah, well, you're thinking it.
he would try to seduce you and not seduce me.
Oh, and thank you. Thank you for letting your mother call me and tell me.
No, you're just more difficult than that. Than her.
I don't understand. Lauren wants to go out with him?
Just stop, otherwise you're gonna make yourself miserable.
Whoa, be careful. You don't wanna slip into a double standard here.
Well, you think you're sexier than me, don't you?
Yeah, me too.
- She was old. - She's not that old.
'cause I told the security guard that this might happen.
Ok. Well, I need some help.
- Really? - Really.
Are you seeing adrian's mother? You're the boyfriend?
- What? - Well, he's a good boy.
Oh, I look like a slut, don't i?
- I'm really gonna Miss you. - I'm not goin' anywhere.
His name is leon, and we're married, happily married.
- And if it's sex, forget it. - No, but thank you for offering.
You're not supposed to be here, either, sir.
Get over here.
That's odd. You just sound crazy.
Visual realization.
You'll go crazy.
Well, I'm not gonna give you her number.
- It made him laugh. - It didn't make me laugh.
Good night.
I came over here just to tell you that you're an idiot.
No. You know, your father surprised me with it because he
You wore it when you were pregnant with amy.
- Girls? - Girls?
- So you know about george and me? - Yeah, I know.
how?
I don't think she has my number, either.
The solution for that may be to go blind.
Really. By the way, I like the new you.
You know, loving yourself. In a physical way.
Ricky.
- Thanks. - Wait. Wait. I charge for this stuff.
We don't know how this is all gonna turn out,