Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I came over here just to tell you that you're an idiot.

Well, I'm not gonna give you her number.

Visual realization.

You know, loving yourself. In a physical way.

No. I weighed 7 pounds, 4 ounces.

- What? - Well, he's a good boy.

- Thanks. - Wait. Wait. I charge for this stuff.

Oh, I look like a slut, don't i?

No, you're just more difficult than that. Than her.

I don't think she has my number, either.

- Really? - Really.

No. You know, your father surprised me with it because he

Really. By the way, I like the new you.

Are you seeing adrian's mother? You're the boyfriend?

We don't know how this is all gonna turn out,

- I'm really gonna Miss you. - I'm not goin' anywhere.

Whoa, be careful. You don't wanna slip into a double standard here.

That's odd. You just sound crazy.

The solution for that may be to go blind.

You're not supposed to be here, either, sir.

His name is leon, and we're married, happily married.

every second of every minute of every hour of every day.

he would try to seduce you and not seduce me.

You-you think girls don't do that.

Well, you think you're sexier than me, don't you?

I don't understand. Lauren wants to go out with him?

Yeah, she's... Goin' to her grandmother's. She's runnin' away like a child.

- She was old. - She's not that old.

- And if it's sex, forget it. - No, but thank you for offering.

- Girls? - Girls?

You wore it when you were pregnant with amy.

- I didn't say that. - Yeah, well, you're thinking it.

Oh, and thank you. Thank you for letting your mother call me and tell me.

Just stop, otherwise you're gonna make yourself miserable.

'cause I told the security guard that this might happen.

- So you know about george and me? - Yeah, I know.

Ok. Well, I need some help.

- It made him laugh. - It didn't make me laugh.

Is that what you wanted to talk to me about... women?

Well, not really.

You'll go crazy.