Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and then he and my mom and me, we all adopted him.

No, mom, this is my baby. And, you know, I wanna keep her or him.

- No offense. - Why don't you leave us alone, grace?

I don't know. I don't know what it's like to be adopted.

You want some advice from a friend?

She doesn't know you're not living here.

I know what's goin' on. I know she's goin' to her grandmother's.

I told her that you're in north carolina.

I didn't know that you saved that. I loved that sweater.

I don't have anyone in particular.

That's just great.

I bet it's that stupid justin timberlake.

Is that what you're looking for? Easy?

talking about who you fantasize about when you...?

I think that if I keep picturing her, then... She'll maybe show up here again.

Even guys we do want.

It's the construction.

Let's get outta here.

We're very happy.

I'll take care of you. Both of you. All three of you.

You have anyone in your life, or are you just

We should never let a guy that we don't even like come between us.

no. Because I'm thinking about you.

She didn't say goodbye to milli and vanilli.

No. The guy in science class. The kid with the good hair.

I mean, you only weighed 3 pounds.

Great. That went great.

We have a guest room. It's all yours if you want it.

Women. Huh, you can't live with them.

Sure. But I already have a girlfriend.

He left when he was born. He couldn't handle it.

Come on. Where is he?

- Why would he try to seduce you? - Oh, to get amy's number.

Like school. Don't forget you came here to get an education. Focus on your education.

Enough, enough.

Really? 'cause you look like a tragic teen star in her declining years.

I am not desperate. You are desperate. I can get any guy I want.

Please don't cry.

- mom? - Oh, hi.

Can't she just fantasize he's not married?

Oh, amy, I know you could, honey, but then who would take care of you?

It's personal, ok?

But it's probably not as scary as getting fired from your job.

No, I wasn't planning to.

You need me around here!

Yeah, but what is the truth? I mean, the truth is, it could happen.

So she has sex with herself but not with me?

Amy, let's think about it, ok? There's still plenty of time to think about that.

It's a sad story with a happy ending.

Is that what you consider an offer?

Then stop looking for her everywhere you look.