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He left when he was born. He couldn't handle it.
Great. That went great.
But it's probably not as scary as getting fired from your job.
I bet it's that stupid justin timberlake.
how?
No, I wasn't planning to.
Please don't cry.
Yeah.
You have anyone in your life, or are you just
talking about who you fantasize about when you...?
You need me around here!
No. The guy in science class. The kid with the good hair.
I don't know. I don't know what it's like to be adopted.
no. Because I'm thinking about you.
I told her that you're in north carolina.
Is that what you consider an offer?
Is that what you're looking for? Easy?
I'll take care of you. Both of you. All three of you.
Hurry up.
It's personal, ok?
I don't have anyone in particular.
No, mom, this is my baby. And, you know, I wanna keep her or him.
Really? 'cause you look like a tragic teen star in her declining years.
I know what's goin' on. I know she's goin' to her grandmother's.
Women. Huh, you can't live with them.
We have a guest room. It's all yours if you want it.
The gym.
Oh, amy, I know you could, honey, but then who would take care of you?
So she has sex with herself but not with me?
- No offense. - Why don't you leave us alone, grace?
I think that if I keep picturing her, then... She'll maybe show up here again.
We're very happy.
Then stop looking for her everywhere you look.
It's the construction.
It's a sad story with a happy ending.
We should never let a guy that we don't even like come between us.
Enough, enough.
Let's get outta here.
Sure. But I already have a girlfriend.
That's just great.
She doesn't know you're not living here.
- Why would he try to seduce you? - Oh, to get amy's number.
I mean, you only weighed 3 pounds.
Come on. Where is he?
I am not desperate. You are desperate. I can get any guy I want.
Even guys we do want.
You want some advice from a friend?
Can't she just fantasize he's not married?
Yeah, but what is the truth? I mean, the truth is, it could happen.
- mom? - Oh, hi.
I didn't know that you saved that. I loved that sweater.
She didn't say goodbye to milli and vanilli.
Like school. Don't forget you came here to get an education. Focus on your education.
and then he and my mom and me, we all adopted him.
Mimsy, it's...
I guess.
Amy, let's think about it, ok? There's still plenty of time to think about that.