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Yeah, but what is the truth? I mean, the truth is, it could happen.
We're very happy.
She didn't say goodbye to milli and vanilli.
Then stop looking for her everywhere you look.
You want some advice from a friend?
Really? 'cause you look like a tragic teen star in her declining years.
I bet it's that stupid justin timberlake.
I don't have anyone in particular.
I am not desperate. You are desperate. I can get any guy I want.
Oh, amy, I know you could, honey, but then who would take care of you?
Come on. Where is he?
The gym.
Let's get outta here.
You need me around here!
No. The guy in science class. The kid with the good hair.
I don't know. I don't know what it's like to be adopted.
- Why would he try to seduce you? - Oh, to get amy's number.
No, I wasn't planning to.
It's personal, ok?
She doesn't know you're not living here.
Is that what you consider an offer?
He left when he was born. He couldn't handle it.
talking about who you fantasize about when you...?
Can't she just fantasize he's not married?
and then he and my mom and me, we all adopted him.
I'll take care of you. Both of you. All three of you.
Mimsy, it's...
Is that what you're looking for? Easy?
Women. Huh, you can't live with them.
No, mom, this is my baby. And, you know, I wanna keep her or him.
So she has sex with herself but not with me?
We have a guest room. It's all yours if you want it.
Sure. But I already have a girlfriend.
You have anyone in your life, or are you just
I didn't know that you saved that. I loved that sweater.
Please don't cry.
- mom? - Oh, hi.
We should never let a guy that we don't even like come between us.
Like school. Don't forget you came here to get an education. Focus on your education.
how?
It's the construction.
I know what's goin' on. I know she's goin' to her grandmother's.
no. Because I'm thinking about you.
I think that if I keep picturing her, then... She'll maybe show up here again.
Great. That went great.
I told her that you're in north carolina.
Yeah.
Amy, let's think about it, ok? There's still plenty of time to think about that.
That's just great.
Enough, enough.
Hurry up.
But it's probably not as scary as getting fired from your job.
I guess.
It's a sad story with a happy ending.
I mean, you only weighed 3 pounds.
Even guys we do want.
- No offense. - Why don't you leave us alone, grace?