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This isn't from Felix, it's from my ex-wife.
Where haven't I been?
I've been so worried about Felix,
I got a car downstairs.
( mumbling )
How I used to pray for a real lake,
Blanche left me a note when she walked out on me.
What about you?
Murray.
Alive and honking.
Poor Sam.
Yeah, I didn't even know she could write.
We used to go over to his house to play...
Copper.
Oscar, how do you know he didn't commit suicide?
I left a ticket for you at the airport.
What haven't I been doing?
I think I found it.
Tonight? You couldn't have called a little later?
I want to find out what he knows
If Truman Capote would write this,
but we're almost out of firewood.
Hey! I got a great idea.
Very efficient.
Snowbound.
He's in the morgue.
( giggles )
Better sit down, Oscar.
Hi, Vinnie, come on in.
No, his bed hasn't been slept in.
to me it was money!
But Oscar didn't mean it.
That's why I'm waiting for Murray to get here.
Oh, come on, call Geraldine, will you?
All right, freeze.
I know that.
I remember that.
Over here.
Yeah, Felix would do it in a cleaner way.
you give me the address... That's why he's a sergeant.
to play poker.
Why are we quitting so early?
Yeah, just a minute.
Listen to that!
You hear that, Roy? Clean.
sleeping it off.
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