Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just hanging out?

- This is about me and Barney. - You and...

What about brunch? Is brunch cool?

OLDER TED: Kids, on my first day as a college professor,

- where's your hat and your whip? - They're at home. I...

They don't realize they weren't lying.

(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

You don't take questions on the first day. It shows weakness.

It's just a little something that we got for you

There's such a thing as common sense, you know?

I just thought of a reason.

OLDER TED: The next night, Robin and Brad went to a hockey game.

If you kiss me and you feel bad about it, you're meant to be with Barney.

Until, all of a sudden, it was the Friday before my first day as a college professor.

It's not something you want to be. It's something you need to be.

They still haven't had the talk, huh?

and not at least try and figure out what you mean to each other.

have even the slightest inclination to do anything with your life

I'm so excited about this whip! I got whip fever!

write down that definition on a piece of paper,

You just think you're happy because you feel happy.

Can anyone here tell me what this class is really all about?

Maybe we should go back to being just friends.

- Yeah, friends isn't gonna work. - Nope.

but I have to imagine Robin said something like that.