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Shh! Ted, now's not a good time. Where do you keep your condoms?
(WHOOPS)
We're both afraid of commitment,
An architect must be economical in his use of space, so...
Dude, your pants were already off,
Just once, I wish you guys would call me on Tuxedo Night.
I thought I would decide in the moment. And I did, about 20 times.
(BOTH CHATTERING)
- That's rough. - Yeah, but here's the funny thing.
It's great! Back me up, Ted.
(CRYING)
- I hope that doesn't make you mad. - Mad?
- Oh, boy. - What's this?
Professor. Professor. They're all staring at me.
This is Architecture 101. I am Professor Mosby,
Number two, keep them away from sunlight,
Yeah, the talk sucks. You have to, like, talk,
and I don't know, it's weird. I already feel like seconds.
Wait, what are you saying?