Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- She bought it. - Hook, line and sinker.

(PANTING) Oh, God. Barney, it was awful. I was teaching...

You do realize they were lying, right?

there were two things I didn't know that I wish I did.

We kept trying to have the talk and then we realized we hate the talk.

It's a five-minute conversation, and then you get to have sex afterwards.

and their professor all got the room wrong.

It's okay, dude.

Never take questions on the first day. It shows weakness.

- CROWD: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! - Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

"I hope it doesn't make you mad."

meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her.

Okay, seriously. We're at the point of physical violence.

about our cooking lessons and our camping trips.

(TED LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

- Not good enough. - Not good enough!

Damn it, Hordichuk! You miss another gimme like that,

I mean, it's not like I don't like you.

It's just they kissed! They're finally a couple.

(SIGHS) Why not? Lay it on me.

You're gonna lock us in here? Well, guess what?

then it's worth taking this risk 'cause

Wait, let me finish this real quick.

Sounds like you guys need to have the talk.

and be all, " I don't know. It's not that I don't like you.

(BARNEY MUTTERING)