Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-What kind of a tree is that? -You were supposed to get a good tree.

Listen, all of you. You've got to take direction.

-I don't think that's quite it. -How about cats?

Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find, Charlie Brown, maybe painted pink.

...a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying:

And this shall be a sign unto you.

This is the music I've selected for the Christmas play.

All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.

I know when I've been insulted. I know when I've been insulted.

What's going on here?

Well, it's real good seeing y'all here.

ALL: Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown.

Cut, cut. No, no, no.

I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.

May I help you?

[PLAYING "JINGLE BELLS"]

How is your wife?

Now, look, if we're ever to get this play off the ground...

Good grief. Scooter (1985) - S03 E13 He Drives Me Crazy February 11, 1988

[PLAYING VINCE GUARALDI'S "LINUS & LUCY"]

I always wait until January.

Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?