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Oh, brother.
I've killed it. Oh....
Maybe Lucy's right.
Well, I don't have much time.
That’s it!
-Hmm? -How can you say someone is great...
How would you like to be the director of our Christmas play?
Every Christmas it's the same I Always End up Playing a Shepherd.
Was Colin Farrell’s son ever robbed of his Jordans in true detective season 2?
See? You wouldn't hit an innocent shepherd, would you?
Why should I be put through such agony?
Charlie Brown, isn't it a great play?
One of the first things to insure a good performance...
It's too early. I never eat December snowflakes.
Are you afraid of goats? If you are, then you have capraphobia .
How about a penguin?
...which is Christ the Lord.
[PLAYING BEETHOVEN'S "FÜR ELISE"]
[CHOMPING]
...and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy.
I don't know, Charlie Brown.
Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd.
Memorize it and be ready to recite when your cue comes.
What's going on here?
Okay, Mr. Director, the cast is set. Take over.
...and they were sore afraid.
Every time you call me fancy
I'll give you five good reasons: One, two, three, four, five.
Ugh. I've been kissed by a dog. I have dog germs.
...it's getting too dangerous.
And this shall be a sign unto you.
...we've gotta have some cooperation.