Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mrs. Conner, did all of your children's deliveries

And by the way, I look 33.

DARLENE: Are you sure you want her to come here?

You're still gonna be you.

Remember what I told you

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If I didn't do that,

[GROWLS] Get out of here.

'cause I'll probably do less laundry!

Also, remember...

I told you, I was just showing it off to a kid.

and, um, I am Lanford's leading life coach,

He was definitely going to hurt me.

and he's just starting school here today,

or just to sit on my ass for two minutes

When I'm home alone sometimes,

I didn't think it was that big of a deal, Darlene.

but he's gotta wear underwear.

Oh, I see what you're doing, Becky.

more of a marathon than a sprint.

Oh, I love plastic bottles

I don't know, but it'll happen,

A really famous one,

and tell Miss Rogers that you love Bananarama.

you got free with a tank of gas?