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-What is that? -My name.
I don't know. You find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you just...
Is this your bird?
that protects the car from oxidation and corrosion.
Well, what does this have to do with me?
and we should give it to her.
I see what you're saying. He's like a washing machine.
I'm so scared to be alone right now.
-Is he on break? -Mmm-mmm. Nobody named Adam works here.
What are you saying? He's a robot?
I guess I vote "yes!"
You were picked on a lot, right, Pigeon?
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
So I guess I'm the swing vote, huh?
That can't be!
Oh, damn! Pigeon's still in that sealed plastic bag in the van.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)