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[yelps] Ow! Shit!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, you mean
Can't let a couple of teenagers show us up.
but with an appropriate host,
But you still feel something's wrong.
[roars]
[stone grinding]
See what?
I've told you--
before crashing onto our planet.
I'll make you a deal.
[groans in disgust]
Me too.
[roaring]
No... kidding...
It's why I'm here on Earth.
is the Martians--
so if you're all good,
[rasping moan]
living up to our people's heritage,
Fuck you
until I can figure out why Nolan killed the Guardians
[coughs]
after you knocked out three of my teeth
The humans are scheduled for immediate execution.
[Cecil] Yeah, you are.
Oh, it's very different.
Ever heard of us?
I am the Emperor of Mars!
[♪]
Yeah, I saw that. It's cool.
Your responsibilities are bigger
Hey, Cecil.
[Nolan] It's the high one!
[♪]
stay out of sight unless something goes wrong.
Olga...
I'm busy training my son, Cecil,
is armed and ready...
Coming here felt like a chance
[Mark] It was a secret mission.
This could get bad.
Uh... you missed a spot?
[whoosh outside] [Debbie gasps]
I'm just here looking for, uh--
[metal crumpling]
[sighs] Good to be home again.
Nolan?
I don't know if I could do that.
[newscaster] ...just under 60 seconds to launch...
or anyone who knows anything about rocks.
I was sent to protect some of my fellow Earth-men
But I have to do this anyway.
[Nolan] Gain some altitude!
♪ But I swear I've never loved you more... ♪
and I'm the only one of us who can't fly.
[Amber] Thanks.
[squelching wetly]
If I didn't know better,
[♪]
[Cecil] Actually the lede
Maybe you can understand that.
Is he?
Whoa.
Um...
She was a wreck.
you know we like to help out wherever we can,
We do this.
Two more sales
Don't you?
[Nolan] I know.
under control this time?