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with your conspiracy theory bullshit--
Too much?
[Nolan] You were in my house.
Eh, never mind.
Mr. Mars-Man.
[sighs]
[♪]
I'm needed here on Earth.
You need to push yourself
We've ended wars all over the universe,
[slab thuds]
without arousing his suspicion.
[laughing] Ha, ha, ha!
It's everything.
♪ Get a job, get a house get a coffin ♪
They're called "bauls."
Yeah, I suppose.
Olga wants me to sell her house.
I don't even know your people.
Please.
Cecil thinks I had something to do with...
[Olga] Lies!
How was that?
[Nolan] Debbie?
So nothing to worry about.
[distant sonic boom]
The Guardians.
I'm here, aren't I?
The planet needs a win right now,
Nothing.
You guys need to keep your dogs on a leash!
I got you something.
[all roaring]
Ow! What the hell?
which is why I was sent to protect these astronauts,
Take deep breaths, buddy.
who left a trail of destruction across the universe,
I'm gonna take a rock if that's okay.
I guess...
Uh, well...
You need to decide
She looks like she's 14!
It was one of those group volunteer things.
and more importantly,
All right, one more round, huh?
[sirens wail, blasters fire] Go! Go! Go! Go!
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
Just... work stuff.
[perky rock music plays]
Huh. Yeah, I guess.
[sighs in relief]
Pack a lunch, my ass.