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Wow.
Wondered if you'd come.
Tell me, Earth-man,
Like far away.
You leave tomorrow.
Why did they decide to sell?
♪ Ca-ca-ca-captured ♪
we'll finish our science and head home--
The astronauts?
How long until son does, too?
Wait, you know where they are?
centuries ago.
in front of the entire superhero community?
Ah, maybe not the best color scheme for this mission.
It was only a few years ago.
Didn't expect you on me so fast.
[slams]
I'll do it.
That's the problem.
And not just any rock.
Mark!
Then you came along and changed it all again.
Uh, yes, absolutely.
Ooh, out.
[Astronaut #1] We are down, Houston.
Only, he won't do it.
Mm, you did kinda ask for it.
Out of my way!
[sighs]
but I like it.
He doesn't understand his responsibilities.
[Cecil] Where'd you think Martian Man came from, Jupiter?
You'll kill me?
I must have pinched a nerve.
You-you've told me stories, yes,
You can help me sell my house.
with the Guardians.
but that's not the same.
so if you don't mind,
It's why you're here.
Yeah, I noticed.
Go fuck yourself, Darkblood.
Hey, you asked me what we do.
I haven't been honest with you, Debbie.
I'm-I'm not here to hurt anyone, okay?
For the beautiful, regular Earth rock.
[♪]
You're not what?
So if you're going to tell Amber the truth,
[Astronaut #2] Nice job, Hank.
[Nolan] If anyone can do it, it's you.
[weapons cocking]
or my poor Josef.
and if they don't get back in one piece,