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[sighs] Never would be too soon.
Debbie, help me out here.
[school bell rings]
I'll bring you back a souvenir!
I understand.
I ate way too many of them in the Philippines last summer.
If the kid wants to go, he'd be doing humanity a favor.
[thrusters whoosh]
Sir.
Go fuck yourself, ericjwittman
This'll do.
Guess where they're going?
He's 17, Nolan.
Didn't try to kill Nolan.
[pops]
No, I, uh, visited with my dad.
So what do we do?
The sequids are the very reason
but that's still not a reason.
[Cecil] We don't know much about 'em,
I forget how soft humans are.
sounds like a commitment to a second date?
[rockets blast]
Uh, yeah, we don't know who that is.
Huh.
♪ What a great sight what a job, what a good life ♪
The hell...?
[Robot's voice] Finally, phase one begins.
I've been to Mount Everest.
You're not tourists.
Martians live underground.
The desert is unforgiving, Zaeim.
than four astronauts,
Tell you what,
and how to stop him.
[♪]
I was lost for a long time.
I am, too.
but they don't exactly fit in a backpack.
Fuck it!
I'm part Viltrumite.
♪ Don't-don't-don't- don't get captured... ♪
Come on, guys!
Or did you go through China?
♪ ...Some call it work but it's more like an art ♪
Huh?
to store your rice separator in,
I told Olga I'd sell her house.
Well, mostly boring.
Last one to Mount Everest does the dishes for a week.
when you grow a pair, Robot,
♪ Don't get captured ♪
Wait... where's Mount Everest?
what happened to the Guardians.
I mean, kinda, but not exactly.
[grumbles]
[frost crackling]
Okay, now do something!
before the launch-- [doorbell rings]
I almost killed you.
Ah, she needs to quit drinking.
Isn't this one of them?
Humanity's counting on you."
The sooner you get up to speed, the sooner people stop dying.
You know, it's desert-y.
but we know they live underground
Do what?
[Rex Splode] Hey, Tin-man!
The air's thin up here.
God, this takes me back...
is a pain in the ass.
♪ Don't get captured ♪
[groans and gags]