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when you grow a pair, Robot,
[rockets blast]
He's 17, Nolan.
I am, too.
You know, it's desert-y.
Humanity's counting on you."
If the kid wants to go, he'd be doing humanity a favor.
♪ What a great sight what a job, what a good life ♪
Okay, now do something!
I understand.
I've been to Mount Everest.
[grumbles]
I was lost for a long time.
Guess where they're going?
I told Olga I'd sell her house.
Huh.
Martians live underground.
[Cecil] We don't know much about 'em,
♪ ...Some call it work but it's more like an art ♪
Sir.
♪ Don't-don't-don't- don't get captured... ♪
I'll bring you back a souvenir!
Do what?
Fuck it!
but they don't exactly fit in a backpack.
[groans and gags]
This'll do.
The sequids are the very reason
Tell you what,
♪ Don't get captured ♪
Last one to Mount Everest does the dishes for a week.
Huh?
[Robot's voice] Finally, phase one begins.
Well, mostly boring.
what happened to the Guardians.
[Rex Splode] Hey, Tin-man!
than four astronauts,
I ate way too many of them in the Philippines last summer.
[sighs] Never would be too soon.
No, I, uh, visited with my dad.
♪ Don't get captured ♪
Uh, yeah, we don't know who that is.
You're not tourists.
God, this takes me back...
is a pain in the ass.
[school bell rings]
and how to stop him.
Or did you go through China?
Debbie, help me out here.
sounds like a commitment to a second date?
but that's still not a reason.
to store your rice separator in,
Isn't this one of them?
[♪]
I'm part Viltrumite.
Ah, she needs to quit drinking.
The desert is unforgiving, Zaeim.
The air's thin up here.
The sooner you get up to speed, the sooner people stop dying.
The hell...?
[thrusters whoosh]
Wait... where's Mount Everest?
Go fuck yourself, ericjwittman
[frost crackling]
Didn't try to kill Nolan.
I mean, kinda, but not exactly.
I forget how soft humans are.
before the launch-- [doorbell rings]
but we know they live underground
I almost killed you.
[pops]
So what do we do?
Come on, guys!