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We get the funniest looks from every one we meet
I'm gonna buy me a song- I'm gonna buy me a dog!?
Some kid called Nishwash.
High Class Music Publishers."
But we're too busy singing to put anybody down
And you know what else, Nesbin? I'm gonna see that your
- Yeah. - Lights, camera, action!
Hey Mike. D'you wanna go bowling?
Any trouble there, gentlemen?
To prove that my love is truly yours?
Not the you know who!
She used to keep me so contented
We've gotta tell Mike.
Listen, buddy, there ain't no Joannie here.
Have the ads read, "You've read the book, now see the movie!"
Take another memo! Have somebody write a book called The First Ten Days of Pompeii.
Hey, you wrote a song, Mike?
written many of the songs that kept America tapping its feet.
Now, now brown cow
And walk beside you, but until then
Mary, where you goin' to?
Uh, well, uh, mister, uh-
You, a Bernie, ask me, an M.D., why a dog?
Put that in mimeo and print me five hundred copies.
Mary, Mary, can I go too?
Joannie Jans?! She's the hottest thing in show business!
Sign here, kiddo.
song gets the Joannie Jans! It's beautiful, beautiful!
You couldn't teach a dog to do that You can only train elephants