Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And Seth doesn't know who I am either.

Didn't know how to say good-bye?

And I help people.

Well, Mr. Mayor,

She's awake. Oh.

Why do you have to be so mean?

Apparently, people don't stock clean glasses in the alt-world.

Oh, but that's what you said with Holly.

Ryan, I think I have to go.

Press conference?

Taylor said she's flying to Cabo tonight.

But, uh, the truth is that each of you saved my life

Hmm, I guess I should jump at that.

maybe a guy with a beard.

Okay, wait a second. I thought you said she was marrying Seth.

her plane lands at 3:00 from Berkeley.

Well, it doesn't matter. Her daughter's in the hospital.

What with the mayor moping and crying all day

Did it go okay? Great. He's going over stalking points right now.

Yeah. Who are you?

because he likes lean meat, obviously.

I think I know why Ryan hasn't woken up.

I'm proud of you.

I stay home from Cabo and she's fine?

We're still getting it checked if it's real.

and Kirsten probably hasn't had an orgasm

Oh, Julie, please don't tell me you're going to Cabo, too.

I told the supervisor that this is off-limits to the staff.

That's pretty subtle, Kirsten.

KIRSTEN: That's a great idea.

But stalking me and my family is not the answer.

Mr. Mayor, come on.

You're welcome.

They've got to reset the balance.

You threw up in it.

Oh, even in a parallel universe, she never stops.

Thong Emergency

Ow. You're awake.

That's Che, or Chester, I guess, in alt-reality.

Why, is this your boyfriend?

Oh, so, I was just in the pool house... What are you doing in there?

We are smart and attractive,

You work for the mayor?

Uh, baby, this is business. I've got to take this.

And why am I not drunk yet?

Neither he nor I are remotely fat.

Here you go, sweetheart.

You want to watch my Aunt Cindy do whippets underneath the mistletoe?