Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Something about getting a thong on?

Absolutely. Taylor?

You heard the lady.

It seems like it's not an issue in an alt-world.

"mail truck" have come up nine times.

I'm just letting you know that she's welcome. Uh-huh.

Oh, I was just calling you.

make us feel bad about ourselves anymore.

They fell off a ladder.

You might want to try him upstairs. Honey?

MAN: So what are your plans for the holidays?

Hey, wouldn't this actually be fun,

Merry Christmas, Mom.

Plane from Berkeley.

in, like, a year. Uh, all right, all right.

An alternate universe?

Oh, no, honey, I told you.

but we're not supposed to worry.

from the old days at Berkeley,

but a lot of what you said back at the house made sense.

The EMT just came by.

Oh, well, you learn something every day.

Oh, you're a friend of my son's.

we both know our marriage is a sham.

You see, this is why I feel so strongly about this issue.

you're gonna have to deal with each other.

died three years ago.

Then I will lose it, whatever it... is.

but she's not waking up.

Okay, what if three years ago his family had planned to move here

I'm starting to get suspicious.

then that makes me your girlfriend.

See?! Even you think so.

Would you give me back my wallet?

I mean, Che, Chester, he's, he's completely wrong for you.

I mean, she must be around here somewhere, right?

Sandy is married to Slutty McSlutterman,

Oh, this is a friend of Seth's.

have entered a world where we don't exist.

Uh, look, I don't know what's going on, but...

When you find a preschool with flexible hours that actually fits your life

Oh, yeah, give it up. Whoo!

Well, I read lips,

TAYLOR: * God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay... *

Oh. I know, it must be a Christmas miracle.

That's so funny.

Ryan, you gave her three more years.

the Harbor spot was open, so his family moves here,

It's not the ghetto.

of the George Foreman grill--

there would be some kind of white light situation,

You know my husband?

thereby allowing Che to fulfill his alt-destiny

(Kirsten chuckles) I'm going to go.

Hurt my feelings?

Ryan, are you awake?

Oh, just... just look at her.