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and then I was like, "Do you like me?

I was training a battalion of raccoons,

Alone Zone? Oh no.

My dad wants me to help him throw out old Newsweek 's.

If I am unneeded I will go to my jack off cubby and jack off.

-[Jessi] Can you... -[Missy] Stop saying that!

You're not having a heart attack. You're just stoned

'Cause I think he still likes Devin.

-Goat Cheese Omelette. -I got it.

-I do like a nice flakey fish. -Who doesn't?

No Lola, don't cry.

-It's still so awkward. -Yeah, I know.

What? Are you joking me?

-How come? -I don't know.

-Actually, I don't. -What?

And her tongue was slick and meaty, like a fresh trout.

-...boyfriend. -I have a name!

-He is a putz, isn't he? -Um, yeah.

smack in the face shpaw

not to forget your Eggo waffles in the toaster!

-Excuse me? -Oh, nothing.

Dude, Andrew and Lola is like...

-Are we high? -I don't know.

the band's actually called Steely Sudan.

Wow, imagine finding out everything in your life was fake

Fine. But then you're going straight to rehab

Please. Please just take them. Take the shoes!

-You're real, right, Shannon? -I'm real, Greg.

and Lola is one of their drivers.

This has to end now.

So I'm happy, right?

No big deal. You're never alone, buddy.

-I love that guy. -Hey, since we have a second

-What? -Did you say we should try drugs?

-What? -Wait, what?

This is the craziest thing humanity has ever seen.

Thank you for lending me these pants?

Hey, isn't there that off-brand ice cream place right around the corner?

-We've been looking all over for you. -What are you guys doing here?