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Ho, ho-ho! You're the movie phone guy calling the movie phone guy.
-No! -Jessi, go to your room.
after I get a string cheese from the garage.
Well, they're-- Because they're not brother and sister.
No kidding! Me, too!
Wait, is that coke? No, get that shit out of here
That's really nice.
Take it, Andrew! Get it and then take it.
Nick and I ate some weed gummies, and got so high
-so that you'd never be alone again. -What?
You're not the sort of boy who rubs fronts with the world's saddest girl
Yeah, me neither.
-Sleep tight, Nickie. -Sleep tight, Nick-Nick.
I get it. Not everyone's a cuddle-bug like me.
Yeah, I'll have two scoops of that white shit he was talking about.
-Why? -I just don't have to talk to Gina.
Your sweet sad father thought he was going to win your mother back.
because you defiled yours?
in the future.
Whoa! You are such a wise dog.
What are you doing here? What happened your hand?
and you were just a character on some TV show.
-That's crazy. -[Nick] So crazy.
Hey, man, we gotta get out of here. I feel like I've been awake for a month.
then are the knuckles the knees of the finger?
[Shame Wizard] They do. What a shame.
Okay, easy. Okay...
-Yes? -It's not some weird bird statue, right?
[sniffing]
-Okay, bye, LBW. -LBW?
That little dude is going tweakie-deekie!
-You did? -Yeah.
[door bell rings]
I'll get my stuff.
I held you when you were a baby.
Andrew! Where do you think you're going?
and I think I think I want to say, like, I'm sorry?
Hey, Brother. I get it.
That's actually a really good impression of yourself.
It's simple. I drive you home at 100 miles an hour.
You have a really cool house, but it's freaking me out
[chuckles] No way, Nick. Those things have needs
-[dog barking] -[panting]