Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wildcat huh well you’re fired Marcus Freeman

<————Breaking————> shooter quarantines himself after Waterbury

I'm not spending the rest of my life with a loser.

Golf is no different... requires talent, self-discipline.

DAMN IT, I HATE THAT CHRISTIAN TAYLOR

Where were you on that one, dipshit?

I could end you With just one more star sticker...

If I saw myself in bobcat clothes I’d have to kick my own ass

Isn't This Great? Blue Skies, Fresh-Cut Grass, Birds Chirping, haha! You gonna recite me a poem? Easy.

Wow thats a tremendous looking trophy

Congratulations, murderer! You killed a coaching legend!

What do you think she wants more... to get her house back or see you succeed?

Mr Lawrence I’m your caddy!

bunt huh? well, you're fired. bye bye

Oh hey my girlfriends dead by the way.

And destroyed my DVD player and destroyed my DVD player and destroy my DVD player

For Lyle Stricker, Anything!

× "No, You Think That 'Cause You Only Got One Shoe On

Hey, Shooter...Wanna go to Red Lobster? My Treat!

21 more days til the next CAN-AM tournament. I got to toughen up.

You like that, joyner?! You want a piece of me?

For Matty Parker Anything!

It Ain't Over Yet, Mr. Spikes. The Way I See It, We've Only Just Begun.

I'm dedicating my performance at the Tour Championship to Nando’s memory.

Welp Better Luck Next Burner Phone

4th round pick /199 ...$41

Jake, the gold jacket’s yours. Mikey’s gonna choke!

Yeah, it was funny the first time I heard it.

Damn it, I hate that Bob Cope

No, it just seems that way cause you only got one shoe on

That’s 10 thus far Shooter

363 More day until the wedding Bring your A game

Well now your back’s gonna hurt, Donny. You just pulled landscaping duty.

FOR JEFFREY DICK ANYTHING

Why don't I go eat some hay?

Fined you $25,000 and suspended you for one month.

Handsome fellow, huh? He said when I grew up, I could be anything.

My grandson and I won this thing. I’d sure like to win it again next year.

Quite a large and Economically diverse Crowd on this plane to Cancun

I was too busy levelling

You gotta give me a big fat kiss

Good one. He's funny. I'll have mine in three months.

To hell with that. I'm playing for Baldock.

Damn it, I hate that Steve Cole

Yeah, well, this is hand made quality shit we’re talking here

He spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff

But you're in trouble. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Good! Get The Hell Out Of My Life! Who Needs You? Beat It!

It's my green jersey, baby! Don't you ever touch my green jersey!

Live Look at Jaybird's Professional Athlete Training

Don’t forget to tap them tools!

364 more days till next trip. Gotta toughen up.

Because you’re black

For Emma Leathers Anything

She shouldn't have been standing there

I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody

look at him, he's old

I beg to differ Mr Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

You're right... his behavior is completely unacceptable.

301 days til the next summer break I gotta toughen up

I KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND I DONT LIKE IT

364 more days until next yeas fantasy playoffs I gotta toughen up

Dammit! Is that goal regulation size or what? Geezzz

She’s laughing,she’s having fun

Don't feel bad about me.. I got my hand back, see!!

Oh for Fuck sake

When you get that PR and everyone asks how you did it...

Oat milk, goat milk… Who cares?

Guys why don't you join us at 8:00 On halo

Real estate speculation is a hobby of mine

I was put on this planet for one reason...da cage

SECRET OF THE PROS….

360 number Chopped me down in my prime

Ryan pepi-oh My God!

Damn it, I hate that Kathy Hochul

Shooter, I thought we were gonna be friends

I beg to differ Caleb accomplished that feat less than an hour ago.

364 more days until next year's Tractor Pedal competition, have to toughen up!

Whoop-dee-doo. Get out.

It just seems that way, because you’ve only got one shoe on.

Seth learned how to hook shot uh oh

Stoney, I know what you’re doing and I don’t like it.

You eat pieces of shit for leg day?

Must be Burt Reynolds or something...

I'm dedicating my performance in the 2nd leg to Bentancur's memory

Use your shoulders to push the ball, not the arms.

What I make an apprentice tell me after he fucks up

Dont turn your back on me this is Grilzy's year

Okay, everyone. Turn up your volumes. Announcement.

When I say “Good for You”

Happy, you look upset. What's wrong?

and i don't like it. So just shut your BBQ sauce before I rest my books on it.

St. Louis. St. Joseph. Who gives a shit

he tore his hammy! he shouldn’t have been so old

Suck my white ass, Phil!

This thread sucks!

WHY DON’T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

"It Ain't Over Yet, McGavin. The Way I See It, We've Only Just Begun."

...and it promises to be a classic.

Damn it, I hate that Donald Trump

That was much easier than putting. I should try and do that every time.

how did he finish? dead last? oh yeah, yeah he had a good year though

When someone says our prices are too high

It’s the tour sensation, Big Check...

You will not get WFH, you jackass.

Shooter! Shooter!

Dont turn your back on me this is Grilzy's tourn

They saw my power, man Ain't no way they're gonna dig me this year

So you’re a cop huh? You’re gonna give that shit up, and you’re gonna concentrate on donuts

What? Friends tell each other they’re hot as shit all the time

DNC huh? Well, you’re fired.

YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE THAT SHIT UP, AND CONCENTRATE ON GETTING HUNG.

Barlow, Barlow...Didn’t we call you? Better luck next year!

Whoa, You're confusing me. Just let me put the ball in the hole.

You're Watching Man With A Plan On CBS You're Watching Happy Gilmore On Universal

My grandfather didn't build any condos with his bare hands.

I didn't break it. I was testing its durability.

I didn't break it, I was testing its durability

Who the hell is Morgan Rogers

Jerma is a compact streamer, you silly billy!

Five Iron, huh? You're fired. Bye-Bye

Hell, no! Damn alligator bit my hand off!

This looks like the end For Hellish Hoagie

Soler learned how to hit. Uh-oh.

Ya, I'm a Tough Mudder here to Spartan today

IT AIN'T OVER YET CAVENDER. THE WAY I SEE IT, WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN.

Hey I think that’s OBJ right there The youngest and most promising on his team

This guy kidding?

Marty if you stop yapping your trap I'll tell you the price is $200 per quilt

I didn't see that. Did that go in? I wasn't watching. I saw it go up. Did it go back in? Oh, okay.

Booker dropped 35 on them no more than three months ago.

That’s two thus far, shooter.

Only 364 days till the next DB&T bags tournament. I got to toughen up

Are you sure you wanna watch Finding Nemo, or Pulp fiction, Or Toy Story 3, Or Me, Myself and Irene, Or Amazon Prime Video

Yeah how many points did she score this week? 63? Yeah, she had a good day though.

But there’s a problem, Kyle. You’re not any good!

You hit that tower… …it shouldn’t have been standing there

But there was a guy out there...

Only 364 more days til the JBC Invitational I gotta toughen up

Nerd Brockmann accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Damn it, I hate that Tom Cotton!

And the guy who comes in last?

M&Ms huh? Well, you’re out the shed

I didn't see that. Did cooper have 44? I wasn't watching

Dak Prescott accomplished that feat no more than a week ago.

Jer the El Ched Trophy’s yours, Ty’s gonna choke

Well, moron, good for Lamb... Oh, my god!

I tell ya, the real winner today is the city of Portland

This is not fantasy football, as badly as you want it to be.

Who the hell is Johnnie Bryant?

God damn I hate that Zdeno Chara

Best of Luck kid. Best of luck

Alright, Brooksy….

I'm sorry. Because you're black?

Maya Gianetti accomplished that feat No more than a week ago

That’s two thus far, Shooter!

Mitchell called that out no more than 12 hours ago

You better look out.

That house is like 400 yards away

If I wore something like that I’d have to kick my own ass

No way. Happy, come here.

Jets accomplished that Feat no more than an hour ago

Bitchup hasn't paid his credit card in 7 years

Oh, really? Where's yours?

Jack Wilson learned how to throw. Uh-oh.

3 O’Clock, huh? You’re fired

Yeah, bring that shit on.

Doing the bull dance. Feeling the flow. Workin' it.

Choke on that, baby!

I hope you brought your bathing suit.

Better luck next year

If I used phrases like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

It was Grand Rapids Happy

Doug, kick him off the tour.

Opening To Yes Man 2008 DVD

That was so much easier than 10 miles I should do less than 5 every time

Damn it! I hate that Jose Altuve

FIRST PARTY DATA, ZERO PARTY DATA... WHO GIVE A $#*!

My mama wouldn't let me. Said it was too dangerous.

I should try and do that every time

Goddamit I hate that Chris Muller

She’s gonna play. And by God, she’s gonna win.

You Should Talk to My Neighbor George Floyd. Great Golfer, HUGE Ass

I believe that's Mr Mees!

Step right up folks... See if you can out drive the amazing golf ball whacker guy!

Well this looks like the end of United and ten Haag

I just have to go.

IS THAT GOAL REGULATION SIZE, OR WHAT?!

This will be hilarious Look how it’s mounted

Hey, thanks for dressing up.

I got good new. We’re extending Ragweed listening time by four hours today

Yeah.... It was funny the first time I saw it.

364 more days til next year's golf tournament

Toy Story 3 (2010)

You're gonna beat me? At Fantasy Hockey

when you go to school and the teacher is targeting you

I believe thats the Service & validation teams

So no matter what I’m gonna get some money

Well, well, well. T plow is human after all

You know that "Mister, mister" lady? I think I killed her.

I hate that bob nutting

Yainer Diaz accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

Who The Hell is Gary Gann WHO THE HELL IS GARY GANN

for happy gilmore anything!

I belive that's Ms Brown!

I'll rip it out of you!

Good! Get the hell out of my life! Who needs you? Beat it!

Want to go to the sizzler And get some grub?

Don’t push me, Meadows. Now’s not the time.

Who the hell is Sam Bennett?

Alright, Rory. Nice and easy.

There is no way you could have been as bad at authoring as you are at golf

Damn it, I hate that Mike Gongora.

Hell no! Damn alligator bit my hand off!

A large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational.

Right, and Jeff Epstein killed himself

364 more days until the next Homestead Tractor Pedal Got to Toughen Up

Gold jacket, green jacket... who gives a shit?

Yeah, Everyone Seems to be having fun... Well, I’m NOT Doug!!

Durham Gold Jackets yours Shooters gonna choke

Thought I drafted a winner But there’s a problem; they’re not any good!

Don't Touch the Pucks.

Well, Moron, Good for Trent… OH MY GOD!

Celtics the ECF is yours The Heat is Gonna Choke

You can’t make fun of his takes he’s.. Just too old

Geez, You Love This Golf Stuff

How am I supposed to work with that going on, doug?

When you start digital marketing at almost 62... This Gma's smarter than you think!

I know what youre doing right now and i dont like it

Who the hell is Ben Kohles?

maybe this is a NEW yankees team

If I made videos like that i’d have to kick my own ass

I don't know why I'm winning.

That house is 400 yards away.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

...nipping at his heels, trailing by only one stroke.

Didn't see that I was too busy winning

Good News We're extending release day testing by 4 hours today

Price is Reich, happy

PSA Accomplished this feat in 2018

For Melissa Babiak, anything!

I hate that Hunter Johnson

If I beat you, you get an X box You win, I'll quit

Damn it, I hate that Donald Trump.

It's exciting. We're auctioning off your grandmother's house.

I'm a hockey player... but i'm playing golf today

Geez, you love this golf stuff huh?

esto fue un mal día

What an honor. Nice to meet you.

Chin up, Big Check. Don’t feel bad about me...

You're Watching Man With A Plan On CBS You're Watching Happy Gilmore On Universal

Who the hell is Holly Meyer?

No swearing, no throwing clubs...

I believe that belongs to that Shepard kid in Oakwood!!!

You know what the pathetic thing is.... You’ve been doing low voltage your whole life

What do you think? Slightly downhill?

I know what you’re doing right now And I don’t like it. So why don’t you just shut your trap before I put my foot in it.

Raiders know how to play defense... Uh oh

They’re deluged with calls from people who want to join and praise bobcat!

You’re gonna cut that shit out and come to Alosta

That's nice of you to say, but I trained all my life to play hockey.

Hey, who's that?

Who the hell is Morgan Rogers?

But she's an old lady. Look at her. She's old.

I want to kiss you all over

Dont turn your back on me this is Grilzy's year

Like that, baby?

Trimmers in 2026 My fingers hurt

Here's my last buck.

Damn it I hate notre dame

Now you’re gonna get it, Selection Committee!

Just tab it in. Just tab it in. Give it a little tabby.

...relatable and sympathetic.

Even Miami just sold out! Already?

I'll bring furniture from my place. We'll be okay.

...and is now even with Shooter McGavin.

——Breaking—— shooter quarantines himself after Waterbury

I'll have my fantasy championship in what 4 weeks guys?

Damn you ppl go back to your chanties

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

believe that belongs to mr Shepard!

Struts require goofy pants and a fat ass

Next up Lafferty, Daniel and McGraw…Kyle

When he cums in your mouth Knowing you don't like it

That's why I think people come to see you. But keep it within reason.

That ain't doing it. Okay.

Greg Ruehlmann approves of Rob Manfred

Wow, that’s a tremendous-looking trophy!

Canada, I called your name didn’t I? Well, better luck next year!

Maybe this is a NEW Happy Gilmore.

By the way, thanks for dressing up.

You need to give that crap up and focus on fortnite...

Now your throats gonna hurt Cause you just pulled dick sucking duty

Valentines day, mother's day Waiter, bartender , don't matter

You're gonna beat me? At Fantasy Hockey?

Check out the name tag. You're in my world, now, Grandma.

I hope they win

josh kick him out of the league

First place gets $21400... oh what's the guy who comes in last get? uh, $2400.... sweet so either way I'll be going home with some money

YOU WILL NOT MAKE CODE FREEZE YA JACKASS

When your buddy who just started golfing Makes a putt.

Oh, my gosh! Bearglove swimming out to sea!

Me after 3 weeks of trying and Henry says he can create invoices

Well use it on someone else

donald, the election is yours biden cheated, he's gonna choke

Here, take that and leave us alone!

I'd love to punch that guy in the face, but I'd get in trouble.

Foster, you didn’t take that bet?

This system sucks!

I WOULD HEDGE… BUT I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON BILLY TICKETS

Fuck the Cardinals