Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mister, you need a helmet.

TIM’S NECK IS FEELING BETTER Uh-Oh

Egret & Iron Long Drive Competition

Dammit I hate that Ben Weiss

I'll give it all to you

I believe that belongs to mr. gilmore

You know this is not real smart kid

The green's that way.

Its a secret of the pros

Where were you on that one, Obituary Bill?

Cut the golf sissy crap and finish up.

I’m a hockey player, but I’m playing golf today.

And slapping my nuts watch this and the land before time and Littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and Lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Popopopopopo with old spice

I want to see it by 6:00 P.M.

I'm dedicating my performance on the LIV Tour to Steve's memory

You win the Open tomorrow, you're on the Pro Tour.

Okay. As long as you’re willing to admit that.

Oh by the way, thanks for dressin’ up

...and a plumber.

damn you people, this is #lunch-of-the-day, not #pay-equity

This team sucks

Showed my buddy my surgical site... Dropped this gem on me lol

Me at the gym all August Only 36 days until peds birthday

I TELL YOU THE REAL WINNER TODAY IS THE CITY OF GREENVILLE EVERY TIME I COME HERE IT GETS HARDER TO LEAVE

Adrian, just so you know I’m a 42 long, and my left arm is just a lil longer than my right

I wouldn't burden you like that and that's final.

You know what I mean?

Schave...uhh... I called your number didn't I?

Bob Stedford accomplished this feat No more than 10 minutes ago

Grizzly Tony did have a beard!

Congratulations,Placko. You got Douglas fired and Padua Hockey went down the drain

God damn I hate that Zdeno Chara

Alright Jimmy, nice and easy

I'm dedicating my performance at the Heritage to seve's memory

Yeah, right, I'll see you there

She can live with me.. be my maid

Scotty the green jacket is yours! Rory is going to choke!

I bet your neighbor can't drive the ball 400 yards.

You’ve Broke Everything

Damnit I hate that Lamar Jackson

ITS RUSTICA O'CLOCK

Oh, really? Where's your's?

Check out the name tag. You're in my world now.

I just wanted to have a gif,I wanted to but I just couldn’t do it!

Is this your ball?

Answering brent's quesitons be like...

I BELIEVE THAT'S MR GAWN'S!

Whoa must be Burt Reynolds or something

I'm a hockey player but I'm playing golf today.

I'm dedicating my performance at the Tour Championship to Chubbs' memory.

YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP YOU'RE GONNA Concentrate on golf

Well, this is handmade quality shit.

You said fag on stream! He shouldn't have been a fag

For Brendan Welsh, ANYTHING!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I’m dedicating my performance for the 2019-2020 season to Kilmer

Booker dropped 35pts on them no more than three months ago.

For Nico, anything!

When the kids ask, "what's for lunch" after church

Dear Archerybum My right arms

88 more days until the kids are back in school. I got to toughen up.

I should try and do that every time

and you can count, on team thomas having a great week next week

Jason Airbnb hosts

Dammit I really hate large parent cos

Five iron, huh? You're fired. Bye-bye.

Beer & Brats FFL

When do you need them by? Okay.

Bryson, the green jackets yours. Rory’s gonna choke

Daniel, I called your name didn't I

C-U on one cheek And N-T right there on the other

Today, one of his fans mooned me. He had "HAPPY" written on his ass.

Believe me, I'm ready.

Oh good, you mean no fun.

Maya Gianetti accomplished that feat No more than a week ago

You should go to black hat! yeah, alright, i'll see ya guys there!

I was too busy winning

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I know that and I'm sorry.

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties

Why don’t you shut the hell up

Get a blanket and suntan lotion, 'cause you'll never get off that beach.

38 days until kickoff. I gotta toughen up!!!

Bryson, the green jackets yours. Rory’s gonna choke.

You gonna give that shit up You gonna concentrate on Diablo

I want you to take extra special care of those packages over there

Congratulations, murderer

Elijah Moore huh? Well, you’re fired

For Morgan Chesky anything!

We have a nice crowd here on this sun-sational April morning...

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

Tell me, how is that nice girlfriend of yours?

THIS TEAM SUCKS! BOTTOM TEXT

Oooh, Myles learned out to hit… Uh oh…

First Ozzy and now Hogan

I'M A HOCKEY PLAYER PLAYING GOLF TODAY.

That’s good. It was a good one. He’s a funny guy.

Only 364 more days til next year's drinking tryouts I gotta toughen up

Damn It, I hate those Dallas Cowboys

Is that domino spot Regulation size or what?!?!

I’ll dedicate my Friday Beers To Chub’s memory

Don't worry. You're doing fine.

when you paddle into a new lineup for the first time

For Ryan Jarvis, Anything!!

Where my check?

It's just that it's rainy and that guy... It just slipped.

Thats THREE so far Shooter

Only 2 months until orgy season. I gotta toughen up.

Don't worry- things will be okay.

It ain't over yet, Tavares The way i see it, we've only just begun

I would have, but I didn't have any money.

Opening to Winnie the Pooh: Helping Others 1994 VHS Happy Gilmore (1996)

Look at that monster.

Go to your fucking room

If you hang onto something long enough It will come back in style

If I wore clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.

You can have fun.

pugsly addams did have a tan.

Do what you like. What do I know? I'm just a doctor.

Well then I'll have to take care of this myself

Amazon Prime Video

Oh Bart's an admin? Well I finally watched that freddy krueger "Dream Warriors" movie and it sucked!

Damn You People This is Football

Happy Birthday Kyle

I bet $20 you can't do it again.

Only 26 days til Plunderstorm! Gotta toughen up!

GO BACK TO YOUR SHANTIES

Me after softball practice My fingers hurt

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Just easing the tension, baby Just easing the tension.

The Price is Right, Happy

You eat fox bodies for breakfast?

I'm Virginia Venit, Director of Public Relations for the Tour.

What do you think of Happy Gilmore?

Im not ruining your year, product is

Uh oh Here comes the 4am waiver add

... and bad boy Meaty Baby, Just off recent suspension

I bet you get a lot of that on Let’s Make a Deal

I called it first.

Whoop-dee-doo. Get out.

Cut me down in my prime...

The Yankees accomplished that feat no less than 10 days ago

Kick him out of the league!

ALLen: 100% Bills. Bills are good.

Long bonds eh? your fired

I think you've had enough.

Ian, the Gold Jacket’s yours. Chris Evans gonna choke!

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

Who the hell is Bobby Witt Jr?

ALLen: Bills are good

But I tore one of that bastard's eyes out. Look at that.

Mr. White sent this same clip a mere 6 hours ago

That video is in the cloud now. That’s...that’s super.

Doug, kick him off the tour!

Good doing business with you.

I’m sorry Because you’re black?

this guys rocks

Drusall accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

That was so much easier. I should just try to term convert it every time

But damn it, I hate those knickknacks

364 more days till the next bean tryouts. I got to toughen up.

Breaking: Shooter puts himself in quarantine

All you ever talk about is being a writer. But you’re not any good

My rank at the top won't be spoiled some freak! Sideshow clown

YOU’RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON RUNNING

Troy and Abed in the Morning. It makes us wanna screw this because we're quitting our morning show.

Well Tom... Drew... welcome to West Dillon

Dammit I hate that Mark McGowan!

No, You can have fun.

James Cook accomplished that feat no more than a week ago.

Didn't we say Diego Pavia Well, Better luck next year

Oh good, you mean no fun.

Good news.. Singles Peak has been extended by two weeks

Alright Brett.. nice and easy

There’s so much work to do

I tried to beat someone’s head in with their own helmet. Nobody else ever did that.

You got to give that up and concentrate on Disney Movies

I HATE THAT CLOWN

Chris Ripply and I won last year And I’d like to win it again

You made him say it!

party Learned how to rally. uh-oh

"I'm a hockey player but I'm doing finance today"

How to win at e-commerce? Just easing the friction baby!

Cheer up. Next week in Portland, the winner takes home $216,000.

Only 365 days until next years Disney trip I gotta toughen up… uhhyeaaa

I love this watch

Blake accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

214 more days til the next elk season. I got to toughen up.

Big check showed you that story no more than 24 hours ago

Who the hell is Happy Gilmore?

Only 4 months until the next interview! Gotta stay sharp! Keep it up!

I thought we'd come visit!

I wanted to But I just couldn’t do it

I beg to differ NYC Mayor Suarez accomplished that feat months ago

For Matty D, anything.

Trump Be Like ...

If you’re not doing anything later how about you join us at 9:00 on the 9th green

Wanna go to sizzler and get some grub

I BEG TO DIFFER TRAE YOUNG ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT NO MORE THAN A SEASON AGO

Damnit I hate that Max Struss

Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now Richard

Trump’s gunna win. Uh oh.

bearded legend is making beats again uh oh!

Oh wow gluten free pancakes on the menu, that’s gr... OH MY GOD

I believe that’s Mr. Palmer’s

How am I supposed to WORK with that going on

7am, huh? You’re fried.

You can’t put him in James Bond, he’s too old

You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been playing golf your whole life.

Wait. He’s restrained himself...

My shoulder hurts

I love you. I love you.

Probably the only good one I’ll hit all day, huh?

It’s a little to the left

That's my puck baby!!! Don't ever touch my puck!

When Mike or Aaron Get wrecked in Nascar Heat 5

Congratulations, murderer. You killed a Hawks legend.

Let's go to ciZZA and get some grub

YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THAT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON SOFTBALL

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

God damn you people this is a lunch chat & other endeavours not a golf chat

One has to be impressed with the vast improvement in his short game.

Anyone Tap the keg yet?

If he misses, Happy can two-putt to victory.

Adam, I called you for a vacation day, didn't I?

Spieth? I said your name right? Well, better luck next year!

I'm a hockey player playing I.T. today.

Do you know what is pathetic? You have been doing this your whole life.

It goes up and down and around

If he doesn't, it's your ass.

Economically diverse crowd here aylt SkyZone

Suck my white ass, ACC!

“PA” on the one cheek, and then, sure enough, “uly” right there on the other.

Hey, I’m a football analyst But I’m watching golf today

That’s ten thus far shooter

For Ship, anything!

Double breasted, single breasted Who gives a shit?

And any more of this...

Gift card huh? Well, you’re fired

Yes, but our ratings are up. We're attracting new, youthful sponsors.

Lee learned how to bowl. Uh-oh.

One more time. Double or nothing.

When I get done eating the pussy

You’re gonna give that shit up And concentrate on disc golf

I eat cans of corn for breakfast

Augusta during Masters Week:

A bobcat with that kind of fan support... he could really draw a crowd

Kick him out of the league, Goodell

When the FEDz steal that Ghetto D

All you ever talk about is 117 wins, but there's a problem... ...you're not any good!

It ain't over yet. The way I see it, we've only just begun.

Trying to steal the Golden Pogo

Damn it, I hate that Shawn Fain.

It would appear that you do Mr indelini accomplished that feat but a few hours ago

And Jay…dress nice, huh?

When somebody invites me to a shitcoin conference

I was too busy winning

First Ozzy and now Hogan

Breaking: shooter has put himself in quarantine

Government And All Their Damn Regulations Can We Just Put The Ball In The Damn Hole People!

Thats Two Thus Far Shooter

James Cook accomplished that feat no more than a week ago.

Know what's driving me crazy.. you not finding a new gas station

Some other time.

What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark.

You can't put him on the mound... he's too old!!!

Sorry. I'll carry these.

If he cleans up his act, he can stay.

I got a letter back from Brooke two weeks later.

The Maton’s accomplished that feat no more than 3 months ago

Why don’t you just watch me, and make sure I don’t do anything stupid. Okay?

Opening to Winnie the Pooh: Helping Others 1994 VHS

The line is wrong

Sir, could I trouble you to trade Hopkins, my WR's blow.

“Fuck you?”

You know that Mister Junior Band I think they’re playing at The Press this Friday

How'd he finish again? Dead last. Oh yeah he had a good day though

Good news... I made the Professional Golfers' Tour.

the "djack tomale combo", i eat 3 every day to help keep me strong

You should be working at the snack bar, not playing golf.

The MP3 OST costs more than the game.

Uh-oh. A little too much zip on that one.

Apple Music, Spotify Who gives a shit

I believe that’s Mr Shepard’s

You get on the horse. It goes up, down, and around.

That's your home! Are you too good for your home?! Answer me!

Yeah where did FSU finish last year in the ACC? Dead last? Yesh they had a solid year though

I wasn't really the greatest skater.

Hey any tap the keg yet? I’ll pump!

You think that cause you only got one shoe on

Don't get excited. I've been here before.

You gonna give that shit up And concentrate on disc golf

Are you WBF or what?!?

You're gonna die, Nazi!

I tell you, the real winner today is Netflix Every time I log in it gets harder to leave

You won't be around long enough to do that if you don't behave.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Gold jacket, green jacket... who gives a ****?

You know what'd be great? If I could get into my steam deck

Mike, shut your trap.

She’s old... She’s...too old!

He jumped in the canal. He's dead.

damn it I hate that Tom henderson

harness. good. block. bad.

You got to give that up and concentrate on VHS

My Fingers Hurt

...Sports Illustrated said I would be the next Arnold Palmer.

Refirm Party, Green Party Who gives a shit

Winning is so much better than losing I should try winning every time

Who the Hell is Jack Henry

Ya, I'm a Tough Mudder but I'm here to Spartan today

secret of the pros

Tyson getting an x box

You got to give that shit up and concentrate on beans.

Patty, the wild card’s yours tuas gonna choke

I’m a skateboarder

Just easin’ the tension, baby.

HAPPY LOOKOUT AHHH!!!

Your grandma sounds sweet.

364 days until next year's golf trip

Damn it! I hate that Donald Trump

You might want to shut the hell up.

I tell ya, the real winner today is the deep south

I know what you’re trying to do right now and I don’t like it

It is Mimi’s birthday!

We’ll look, let’s get

You Should Talk to My Neighbor... The Accountant.... Great Golfer, HUGE Ass.....

It ain't over yet Miss D. The way I see it, we've only just begun!

Pheonix remembered how to goalie. Uh-oh!

Damn it I hate that Bob costas

Kick him off the team, Doug

damn it i hate that tom brady!

You have a championship don’t you?