Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want you to take extra special care of those packages over there

You got to give that shit up and concentrate on beans.

Why don’t you just watch me, and make sure I don’t do anything stupid. Okay?

You have a championship don’t you?

Know what's driving me crazy.. you not finding a new gas station

GO BACK TO YOUR SHANTIES

Don't worry- things will be okay.

That's your home! Are you too good for your home?! Answer me!

ITS RUSTICA O'CLOCK

Dammit I really hate large parent cos

Cut the golf sissy crap and finish up.

Mr. White sent this same clip a mere 6 hours ago

You Should Talk to My Neighbor... The Accountant.... Great Golfer, HUGE Ass.....

Drusall accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Just easin’ the tension, baby.

You won't be around long enough to do that if you don't behave.

James Cook accomplished that feat no more than a week ago.

214 more days til the next elk season. I got to toughen up.

I believe that’s Mr Shepard’s

We have a nice crowd here on this sun-sational April morning...

Alright Brett.. nice and easy

Ya, I'm a Tough Mudder but I'm here to Spartan today

The Yankees accomplished that feat no less than 10 days ago

Chris Ripply and I won last year And I’d like to win it again

I was too busy winning

That’s ten thus far shooter

You gonna give that shit up You gonna concentrate on Diablo

Are you WBF or what?!?

Economically diverse crowd here aylt SkyZone

Probably the only good one I’ll hit all day, huh?

I think you've had enough.

All you ever talk about is being a writer. But you’re not any good

Damnit I hate that Max Struss

You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been playing golf your whole life.

ALLen: 100% Bills. Bills are good.

The green's that way.

Suck my white ass, ACC!

Kick him off the team, Doug

Sorry. I'll carry these.

Schave...uhh... I called your number didn't I?

My Fingers Hurt

I bet you get a lot of that on Let’s Make a Deal

I would have, but I didn't have any money.

TIM’S NECK IS FEELING BETTER Uh-Oh

The Maton’s accomplished that feat no more than 3 months ago

Good news... I made the Professional Golfers' Tour.

Showed my buddy my surgical site... Dropped this gem on me lol

I believe that’s Mr. Palmer’s

There’s so much work to do

damn it i hate that tom brady!

I'm dedicating my performance at the Tour Championship to Chubbs' memory.

You know what I mean?

Uh oh Here comes the 4am waiver add

Good news.. Singles Peak has been extended by two weeks

Double breasted, single breasted Who gives a shit?

Adam, I called you for a vacation day, didn't I?

Daniel, I called your name didn't I

Patty, the wild card’s yours tuas gonna choke

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Where were you on that one, Obituary Bill?

Some other time.

She can live with me.. be my maid

Hey, I’m a football analyst But I’m watching golf today

Only 4 months until the next interview! Gotta stay sharp! Keep it up!

You think that cause you only got one shoe on

Whoop-dee-doo. Get out.

Grizzly Tony did have a beard!

God damn you people this is a lunch chat & other endeavours not a golf chat

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

And any more of this...

You said fag on stream! He shouldn't have been a fag

If he doesn't, it's your ass.

I'll give it all to you

Big check showed you that story no more than 24 hours ago

Trump Be Like ...

Ian, the Gold Jacket’s yours. Chris Evans gonna choke!

The MP3 OST costs more than the game.

Spieth? I said your name right? Well, better luck next year!

Kick him out of the league!

For Nico, anything!

when you paddle into a new lineup for the first time

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

When I get done eating the pussy

A bobcat with that kind of fan support... he could really draw a crowd

Popopopopopo with old spice

Oh good, you mean no fun.

I BEG TO DIFFER TRAE YOUNG ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT NO MORE THAN A SEASON AGO

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

Bob Stedford accomplished this feat No more than 10 minutes ago

I know what you’re trying to do right now and I don’t like it

You know that Mister Junior Band I think they’re playing at The Press this Friday

Well Tom... Drew... welcome to West Dillon

First Ozzy and now Hogan

When Mike or Aaron Get wrecked in Nascar Heat 5

Didn't we say Diego Pavia Well, Better luck next year

I'm dedicating my performance on the LIV Tour to Steve's memory

Let's go to ciZZA and get some grub

It is Mimi’s birthday!

Mister, you need a helmet.

I just wanted to have a gif,I wanted to but I just couldn’t do it!

I'm a hockey player but I'm playing golf today.

88 more days until the kids are back in school. I got to toughen up.

Damnit I hate that Lamar Jackson

YOU’RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON RUNNING

It's just that it's rainy and that guy... It just slipped.

If I wore clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.

Blake accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

... and bad boy Meaty Baby, Just off recent suspension

My rank at the top won't be spoiled some freak! Sideshow clown

Well, this is handmade quality shit.

Dammit I hate that Mark McGowan!

Damn You People This is Football

7am, huh? You’re fried.

I got a letter back from Brooke two weeks later.

Troy and Abed in the Morning. It makes us wanna screw this because we're quitting our morning show.

Damn It, I hate those Dallas Cowboys

Who the Hell is Jack Henry

But damn it, I hate those knickknacks

Well then I'll have to take care of this myself

Alright Jimmy, nice and easy

Uh-oh. A little too much zip on that one.

I'm dedicating my performance at the Heritage to seve's memory

I wouldn't burden you like that and that's final.

That’s good. It was a good one. He’s a funny guy.

Opening to Winnie the Pooh: Helping Others 1994 VHS Happy Gilmore (1996)

Oh wow gluten free pancakes on the menu, that’s gr... OH MY GOD

How'd he finish again? Dead last. Oh yeah he had a good day though

Thats THREE so far Shooter

You’re gonna give that shit up And concentrate on disc golf

364 more days till the next bean tryouts. I got to toughen up.

Yeah where did FSU finish last year in the ACC? Dead last? Yesh they had a solid year though

You made him say it!

Oooh, Myles learned out to hit… Uh oh…

I wasn't really the greatest skater.

Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now Richard

Doug, kick him off the tour!

For Morgan Chesky anything!

Congratulations, murderer

I'm a hockey player playing I.T. today.

I eat cans of corn for breakfast

That was so much easier. I should just try to term convert it every time

38 days until kickoff. I gotta toughen up!!!

For Brendan Welsh, ANYTHING!

harness. good. block. bad.

If he cleans up his act, he can stay.

When somebody invites me to a shitcoin conference

When the FEDz steal that Ghetto D

Yes, but our ratings are up. We're attracting new, youthful sponsors.

Cheer up. Next week in Portland, the winner takes home $216,000.

Do what you like. What do I know? I'm just a doctor.

We’ll look, let’s get

How to win at e-commerce? Just easing the friction baby!

Only 26 days til Plunderstorm! Gotta toughen up!

this guys rocks

Breaking: Shooter puts himself in quarantine

Only 2 months until orgy season. I gotta toughen up.

And slapping my nuts watch this and the land before time and Littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and Lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Opening to Winnie the Pooh: Helping Others 1994 VHS

I’m a hockey player, but I’m playing golf today.

Beer & Brats FFL

You might want to shut the hell up.

If you’re not doing anything later how about you join us at 9:00 on the 9th green

I’m sorry Because you’re black?

Oh good, you mean no fun.

Refirm Party, Green Party Who gives a shit

Answering brent's quesitons be like...

I love you. I love you.

I'M A HOCKEY PLAYER PLAYING GOLF TODAY.

Mike, shut your trap.

the "djack tomale combo", i eat 3 every day to help keep me strong

Look at that monster.

Who the hell is Happy Gilmore?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Bryson, the green jackets yours. Rory’s gonna choke.

It goes up and down and around

I bet $20 you can't do it again.

Pheonix remembered how to goalie. Uh-oh!

Go to your fucking room

Winning is so much better than losing I should try winning every time

Amazon Prime Video

Tyson getting an x box

What do you think of Happy Gilmore?

Damn it I hate that Bob costas

God damn I hate that Zdeno Chara

Only 364 more days til next year's drinking tryouts I gotta toughen up

THIS TEAM SUCKS! BOTTOM TEXT

Sir, could I trouble you to trade Hopkins, my WR's blow.

You’ve Broke Everything

I beg to differ NYC Mayor Suarez accomplished that feat months ago

Jason Airbnb hosts

I know that and I'm sorry.

I believe that belongs to mr. gilmore

You eat fox bodies for breakfast?

For Ship, anything!

Damn it! I hate that Donald Trump

Hey any tap the keg yet? I’ll pump!

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

Breaking: shooter has put himself in quarantine

I tell you, the real winner today is Netflix Every time I log in it gets harder to leave

Get a blanket and suntan lotion, 'cause you'll never get off that beach.

Five iron, huh? You're fired. Bye-bye.

Trump’s gunna win. Uh oh.

Who the hell is Bobby Witt Jr?

Scotty the green jacket is yours! Rory is going to choke!

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

You win the Open tomorrow, you're on the Pro Tour.

YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP YOU'RE GONNA Concentrate on golf

Damn it, I hate that Shawn Fain.

Trying to steal the Golden Pogo

My shoulder hurts

...Sports Illustrated said I would be the next Arnold Palmer.

"I'm a hockey player but I'm doing finance today"

How am I supposed to WORK with that going on

I wanted to But I just couldn’t do it

He jumped in the canal. He's dead.

C-U on one cheek And N-T right there on the other

Augusta during Masters Week:

The Price is Right, Happy

You get on the horse. It goes up, down, and around.

Where my check?

Only 365 days until next years Disney trip I gotta toughen up… uhhyeaaa

Anyone Tap the keg yet?

One more time. Double or nothing.

Gift card huh? Well, you’re fired

I’m a skateboarder

You should go to black hat! yeah, alright, i'll see ya guys there!

Lee learned how to bowl. Uh-oh.

Yeah, right, I'll see you there

I should try and do that every time

Congratulations,Placko. You got Douglas fired and Padua Hockey went down the drain

Whoa must be Burt Reynolds or something

Long bonds eh? your fired

Wanna go to sizzler and get some grub

You know this is not real smart kid

party Learned how to rally. uh-oh

Okay. As long as you’re willing to admit that.

But I tore one of that bastard's eyes out. Look at that.

Is this your ball?

You should be working at the snack bar, not playing golf.

Oh Bart's an admin? Well I finally watched that freddy krueger "Dream Warriors" movie and it sucked!

Happy Birthday Kyle

Dammit I hate that Ben Weiss

Your grandma sounds sweet.

I bet your neighbor can't drive the ball 400 yards.

You're gonna die, Nazi!

ALLen: Bills are good

Don't get excited. I've been here before.

Thats Two Thus Far Shooter

I love this watch

That's my puck baby!!! Don't ever touch my puck!

It ain't over yet Miss D. The way I see it, we've only just begun!

Booker dropped 35pts on them no more than three months ago.

All you ever talk about is 117 wins, but there's a problem... ...you're not any good!

I tried to beat someone’s head in with their own helmet. Nobody else ever did that.

Apple Music, Spotify Who gives a shit

When do you need them by? Okay.

James Cook accomplished that feat no more than a week ago.

Cut me down in my prime...

secret of the pros

Just easing the tension, baby Just easing the tension.

Me at the gym all August Only 36 days until peds birthday

“Fuck you?”

I tell ya, the real winner today is the deep south

What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark.

This team sucks

Im not ruining your year, product is

Check out the name tag. You're in my world now.

I BELIEVE THAT'S MR GAWN'S!

One has to be impressed with the vast improvement in his short game.

Is that domino spot Regulation size or what?!?!

Egret & Iron Long Drive Competition

Wait. He’s restrained himself...

I TELL YOU THE REAL WINNER TODAY IS THE CITY OF GREENVILLE EVERY TIME I COME HERE IT GETS HARDER TO LEAVE

pugsly addams did have a tan.

It would appear that you do Mr indelini accomplished that feat but a few hours ago

Do you know what is pathetic? You have been doing this your whole life.

Believe me, I'm ready.

I want to see it by 6:00 P.M.

damn it I hate that Tom henderson

Adrian, just so you know I’m a 42 long, and my left arm is just a lil longer than my right

You gonna give that shit up And concentrate on disc golf

Me after softball practice My fingers hurt

I HATE THAT CLOWN

I'm Virginia Venit, Director of Public Relations for the Tour.

If you hang onto something long enough It will come back in style

Oh, really? Where's your's?

First Ozzy and now Hogan

You know what'd be great? If I could get into my steam deck

Congratulations, murderer. You killed a Hawks legend.

Dear Archerybum My right arms

damn you people, this is #lunch-of-the-day, not #pay-equity

Today, one of his fans mooned me. He had "HAPPY" written on his ass.

...and a plumber.

When the kids ask, "what's for lunch" after church

and you can count, on team thomas having a great week next week

Gold jacket, green jacket... who gives a ****?

Tell me, how is that nice girlfriend of yours?

It ain't over yet. The way I see it, we've only just begun.

I’m dedicating my performance for the 2019-2020 season to Kilmer

You can’t put him in James Bond, he’s too old

I thought we'd come visit!

Oh by the way, thanks for dressin’ up

HAPPY LOOKOUT AHHH!!!

And Jay…dress nice, huh?

She’s old... She’s...too old!

It ain't over yet, Tavares The way i see it, we've only just begun

“PA” on the one cheek, and then, sure enough, “uly” right there on the other.

Good doing business with you.

It’s a little to the left

I called it first.

YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THAT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON SOFTBALL

Don't worry. You're doing fine.

If he misses, Happy can two-putt to victory.

You got to give that up and concentrate on VHS

Elijah Moore huh? Well, you’re fired

bearded legend is making beats again uh oh!

Its a secret of the pros

You can have fun.

You got to give that up and concentrate on Disney Movies

Why don’t you shut the hell up

Kick him out of the league, Goodell

I was too busy winning

Government And All Their Damn Regulations Can We Just Put The Ball In The Damn Hole People!

Maya Gianetti accomplished that feat No more than a week ago

For Matty D, anything.

For Ryan Jarvis, Anything!!

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties

Bryson, the green jackets yours. Rory’s gonna choke

That video is in the cloud now. That’s...that’s super.

The line is wrong

You can't put him on the mound... he's too old!!!

I’ll dedicate my Friday Beers To Chub’s memory

No, You can have fun.

364 days until next year's golf trip