Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ONLY 728 DAYS UNTIL NEXT DRAGON BOAT RACE GOTTA TOUGHEN UP!

You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass

I meant at golf.

And if Mott and Check are paired together!.. they could really draw a crowd!

Oh, really? Where's your quarter-final?

We said their might of been some astronomical event that could happen right?

Go to your fucking room

A kiss for luck and we're on our way

Playing like he really wants that jacket.

I was just testing its durability

Well, I’m not, Jeremy!!!

The price of tea is wrong bitch

Only the biggest tournament of the year.

Whoa... the club went further than the ball

I was nervous, since I didn't know her that well.

It was good to meet you, but, uh...

I appreciate that.

Subway sandwiches will drive away your hunger.

Charlie to Josh: I was wrong, you were right

James, Tim, Brian Well, better luck next year

I'm the club pro here... Chubbs Peterson.

Oh, good … You mean no fun.

YOU ONOW WHAT ELSE WOULD DRAW A CROWD? A WRESTLER WITH AN ARM GROWING OUT OF HIS ASS.

The board has done the following:

It's over. My grandmother will never see her house again.

Sorry about that.

I'm the club pro here... Chubbs Peterson

Doug, kick him off the tour

My right ring finger is slightly Thicker than my left

I beg to differ… Boutet accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

The Buffalo Bills accomplished that feat No more than 2 weeks ago

————Breaking———— shooter quarantined after Waterbury

Get that New dart board like I never got

Now your gonna die Mole

Get me out of here!!!

You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been playing [baseball] your whole life.

Two fifty, thank you.

Hey, you don't want benediction?!

Uou gotta give me a big fat kiss

Damnit!!! Is it fucking Bro Times yet or what!?!?!

Only 364 more days til hockey tryouts I gotta toughen up

Congratulations Placko, you got a coaching legend fired...

I would have made Pro elite But I didn't have any new subs

I beg to differ, Connor Mcdavid accomplished that feat no more than 10 minutes ago

Damn it, I hate that o’ malley

When Ean hit that guy

Only 364 More days til the next Cornhole Tournament I gotta toughen up

BUT HE'S A DISGRACE TO THE GAME!

Face it Brinker, you are a Cornholer

I know we had our problems, but I'm proud of you.

you're pretty sick, @nickygifts

Thank you. Now go get 'em!

PICKLEBALL Huh? Well You're Fired

Farther... further...Who gives a shit

That Happy Gilmore is a real crack-up. He's a hoot!

It Ain't Over Yet, McGavin ... The Way I See It, We've Only Just Begun.

All right. As long as you’re willing to admit that now.

Greg Ruehlmann approves of Rob Manfred

For Jesse Walker, anything.

for Rob Gregory Anything

7:30 , 8:00... who gives a shit?

Yeah, right, I'll see you there

Stoep! I thought we were friends?

Well mine’s not, guys!

Right. And Grizzly Adams had two beards.

I can't believe you're a professional snooker player I think you should be working at the snack bar

He jumped in the canal. He's dead

The guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff..

Happy, look out! Ahhh!

I don't have any checks.

...for the 22nd annual AT&T Invitational.

You better pay up.

Well, you're fired. Buh-bye.

Explaining why you are raising your prices

Damn it, I hate that Bearglove

Martin you're so lucky we don't have a Telstra garden!!

All Right, Golden Bears...

Get that gold jacket I never got.

I bet your neighbor doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour.

Trump talking to Clinton like....

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP YOU'RE GONNA CONCENTRATE ON LADIES dAY

We have to take the house.

The price is wrong, bitch.

GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE THIS IS TRADING NOT A ROCK CONCERT!

Whoa, you're confusing me. Just let me put the ball in the hole.

I’m sorry baby I didn’t mean that

Too busy winning!!!

Doing the Goose Dance. Feeling the flow. Working it.

Ben Kweller accomplished that feat No more than an hour ago

The rice is wrong, bitch

Is this your bucket? It struck my foot.

But one day my boss, Mr. Larson, got in the way.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.

For Jessica, anything!

Okay, As Long As You're Willing To Admit That

I believe that belongs to Mr Asher.

I eat pieces of sh*T like you for breakfast.

Damn It, I hate that willie wildcat

How 'bout that teemu salami? eeeveryone seems to be coming around........

Ty, Just get some points If you can find them

You work out to books on tape?

This team sucks

Is this your zucchini? It struck my foot.

No, you think that 'cause you only got one shoe on

Who the hell is todd howard

That’s a secret of the pros...

TESLA ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT NO MORE THAN A DECADE AGO

i hate that clown

True. I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. I wanted to, but I couldn't.

And slanting left.

You can enjoy your grandma's possessions for another half hour.

Must be something in the water.. Alright guys I'm headed out.

Living the Drape life. Workin’ it.

When guessing a value of something, why cant the peraon who's closest without going under win Damn it. I hate that Bob Barker

Chubbs, I know you'll help me here.

Well, well, we’ll. Bobcat Mott is human after all.

Don’t worry about that.. your still in good shape.

Josh Allen accomplished that feat no more than a week ago.

I believe that belongs to Mr. Wembanyama

Happy the gold jacket’s yours, Shooter’s gonna choke!

For ‘this group chat is dead’, anything

I put it in the woods because it's made of wood...

Alexis di have a beard

And, Happy... dress nice, huh?

I beg to differ Keith accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Tell Your Friends

Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey.

"The Price Is Right", Happy.

I’m a hockey player playing golf today.

damn it, i hate that phase 1 droideka

Ladies and gentlemen, the 18th hole is a par three, 160 yards.

To hell with that. I'm playing for Christie.

I want to kiss you all over Til the night closes in!

And oh, dress nice huh?

Come on Tiger fans... give the Father's Day gift he really wants... GOLF!

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Cant learn that... in a Hockey Rink

It would appear so.

one list, two lists....who gives a shit

Trimmers in 2026 My fingers hurt

Scott hit legs 3 days ago.

Know what the pathetic thing is? You've been playing fantasy football your whole life

If I saw myself in clothes like those I'd have to kick my own ass

Do you always carry a puck?

Is this your ball? It struck my foot.

well, you're fired bye bye

That is much easier. We should try and do that every time.

I don't want to talk about it. I failed, okay?

364 more days till next Naples vacation better toughen up

Well I’m not, Rusty!

Let me through... I'm looking for my ball.

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Winnie the Pooh sucks Adam Sandler rocks

MINI DORAYAKI EASY

Damn it, I hate that Leinster Rugby

Justin, what happened? Damn it, is that goal regulation size or what?

Congratulations, murderer. You killed a Kings legend.

For my darling Karyn, anything!

For Lenny Dykstra… anything!

I'm dedicating my performance in the Premier league this season to Jota's memory

Oh I hope Check wins! He's a publicists dream!

There must be another way to get the $50,000.

Suspended? I gotta play! Doug, kick him off the tour.

I can't believe Kim won three times. I think she should be working at the snack bar

Stop fraternizing with the help, Gilmore.

This movie sucks

64 more days til the TC Open. I got to toughen up.

Who the hell is Hoppy Meyer?

They saw my power. They won't dog me this year.

Dammit, I hate that Gordie Howe.

Do you always carry a puck around? Yeah.

Haaa ..I hope he’s pissed. He’s a group chats dream!

"Happyland", just like me.

23 more days until Twins Baseball

- Caddy's name? - You haven't given me one yet.

365 Days Until the Van Note Wedding I gotta toughen up

I beg to differ Caleb Adcock accomplished that feat less than an hour ago

Nick Sears accomplished that feat many tours ago

My Tongavailoua accomplished that feat no more than 12 hours ago

Now, you better get to work or I will make you work.

Grandma is quite a quilter.

Damn it, I hate that Mcdonough

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

He's afraid you'll steal his thunder.

Eeeveryone seems to be coming around...

You can live with me, be my maid

And Tyson... pretty nice huh?

Oh, really? where's Everton?

YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP and concentrate on CrossFit

Dombo, I thought we were gonna be friends?

If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to haze my own ass

...so I wanted to show my appreciation.

I didn’t see that. I wasn’t watching. Did we win? It looks like we won. Oh. Alright.

I hope he wins. He's a publicist's dream.

When Cole mentions running a half marathon

RHC, THC... Who gives a shit

But the big surprise is young Happy Gilmore...

aunt Cathy goes to aunt shela's birthday party?? aunt Jordan goes to Yaya and grandpas house.

prty Learned how to rally. uh-oh

I Want To Watch My Opening To Lizzie Mcguire Soundtrack

I beg to differ Mr. Giardina accomplished that feat no more than 7 years ago

I didnt kill the bear

2016 NFL Sunday Ticket Our secret space, at will

Shooter needs this to put pressure on Happy.

Back in 1965...

I could make things out of clay and Mike is gay

He got hit by a car. He's dead.

No. Why? Because I play him this week and I’m gonna beat the piss out of emmm

What are you doing, Happy... riding a bull? You're acting like a damn fool!

Who the hell is Jeir?

Check the name tag, you’re in my world now bud

Nice grass, nice people.

Uh hi I'm a floor hockey player but I'm playing golf today?

He’s going to play…. And by god, he’s gonna win

I didn't get a chance to see him play I Was Too Busy Winning

Beating the Vikings in prime time? Cooper Rush accomplished that feat no more than a year ago.

And you can count on Dub waiting for you in the parking lot.

You’re gonna give that running shit up And concentrate on cycling

Jeff Seymour accomplished that feat no more than three months ago.

"Go to a Choppy place"

Miles Garrett’s pregame movie

Aladdin Then let's get to work.

Only 364 more days til the next year tax deadline I got to toughen up

269% EAR? You're fired. Bye-bye.

So she moved to NM where there isn’t a drift event for 1500 miles.

Who Won I Wasn't Watching Did Trump Get In

Hey Shawn, can I have one of those?

You could trouble me between a warm glass and shut the hell up

6 more days till hockey season We gotta toughen up

The 1% helping us

I will get you Shepard!!!!

I was put on this planet for one reason... to play hockey.

That's funny. Who am I really playing with?

Dammit, I hate that Mike Conley.

Happy Gilmore from nine feet.

When you one putt right after a three putt

DVD DVD The Simpsons Bedroom sex sex, sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sexy

Zack got in a few lucky punches , but I feel that I won the fight.

Oh, really? Where's yours?

"If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass."

I beg to differ David Trone accomplished that feat 20 fold with 1 donor, in the last 5 minutes

I'm dedicating the Supreme to his memory

Cold Cut Combo… I have three every day to help keep me strong!

That's not possible, sir

He stole my jacket!

So you got in a fight with a game show host on national TV.

anyone tap the keg yet? i'll pump!

Yaaa, you shouldn’t eat 2 dozens wings and chipotle..

Doing the bull dance. Feeling the flow. Working it.

He got in a few lucky punches, but I feel I won the fight.

Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy.

Papadillas. I eat one 3 times a day to keep me strong

That's two thus far, Shooter

58 more days till Osage Classic

WHY DON’T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

Well, moron, good for Lamb... Oh, my god!

You boys are going to pay for that...

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

After my dad died, I developed a short fuse.

Square your hips, keep your head down a- Whoa, you're confusing me. Just let me put the ball in the hole.

BM accomplished that feat no more than 7 years ago

MIKE PENCE, COME ON DOWN

I see the finger painting score cards you bring over and they suck!!!

Just stand there and make sure I don’t do anything stupid

Conservatives Learned how to boycot uh oh Bud Light

Mattingale accomplished that feat almost every day for the past month

You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been in politics your whole life

He's going to play.

Isn't this great? Blue skies, fresh-cut grass, birds chirping.

I hate that Florida gators

It’s the final day of the tournament

Good. We'll get it cheaper than we thought.

She is sweet. That's why I feel so terrible.

Let the kid fix it for you.

you should be working at the snack bar, not fighting fires

This explains the gate

In a Pro-Am, each golfer plays with a celebrity.

Jordan accomplished that feat no more than a month ago.

You know what else can draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.

how’d he finish again? Dead last? Yeah he had a good day though thanks

You hit that guy Shouldn't have been standing there

All you ever talk about it going to the playoffs, but there’s a problem, you’re not any good!

FSU. Committee called you right!? Well… Better luck next year!!!!

So no matter what I’ll get some pasta

Tap it girl tap it

...and bad boy Happy Gilmore, just off suspension.

Well, Better Luck Next Year

It's my puck, baby! Don't you ever touch my puck!

Yeah. Where did he finish again? No ring? Yeah, he had a good day.

Hello, Happy. I'm Bob Barker.

When grandma gets on your Last goddamn nerve

If i saw myself in clothes like those i'd have to kick my own ass

Its all in the hips

Just tap it in today okay mitchie Have a tap pity tap tap kind of day! Hahaha!.❤️

...but not that great. A lot of that was luck.

Primed to make the big buck!

My grandson and I won this tournament last year, and I’d sure like to win it again next year.

Hey, you don't want breakfast?

Do what you like. What do I know? I'm just a doctor.

You know the real champion here is RPower staff Everytime I visit it gets harder to leave..

See if you can outdrive the amazing golf ball whacker guy

Hey mister, you gotta wear a helmet!

Well some might call it luck, i like to call it well luck

A colorful, emotional, working class hero.

Technicians a week Into PODs recall

FOR MATT SHALITA, ANYTHING

Oh good! You mean no fun!

You could look between a warm glass and shut the hell up

Good luck today!

Do you always carry a puck around?

Gold jacket, green jacket... Who gives a shit

Get the little twisty knobs.

I beg to differ NYC Mayor Suarez accomplished that feat nearly 6 months ago

Damn it I hate thaat Tom Brady

NFL Every NFL fan

He got me But I tore one of those bastards eye's out

Shutdown, huh? Well, you're fired. Bye-bye

If you’re free, join us at 9:00 in the elevator with Ray Rice

It ain't over yet, Scottie. The way I see it, we've only just begun.

Secret of the pros

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

We'll get the house back cheaper than we thought

Jason Airbnb hosts

Suspended?! Kick him off the team Doug!

Damn it, I hate that Joe Mixon

Me at the gym all August Only 32 days until Peds birthday party, gotta toughen up

I'm a hockey player playing golf today.