Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but in the minds of the spectators, there are only two.

Anyone’s else wanna go home today?

Who the hell is Kelly Olynyk?

...all of you are now my friends.

Nu-uh. I called it first.

But there’s a problem You’re not urban

Sit tight. I'll be right over.

Everytime I com here it gets harder to leave

Sean, gold jackets yours. Al’s gonna choke.

It's not like I'm taking her stuff over to my place.

"HA" was on one cheek and "PPY" on the other.

Opening To Yes Man 2009 DVD

For Mr. HOUSE, Anything!

Uh oh Bryce learned how to get lefties out

When Some Asks Me About Another Individual & I'm In My Own Lane

You’re Fired, bye-bye

Ryan Pepi-Oh My God!

Now you’re gonna get it, selection committee!

I can take extra care of Bacon for nothing

So no matter what, I'll get some money.

Next up, Lafferty, Daniel and Birthday, Happy

Christian Watson's coming back! Uh-Oh!

Things just keep getting worse for Happy Gilmore.

I'm sorry. Here.

Where you taking those clubs, punk?!

Of course mam We will look for her

I’m a hockey player but I’m here to play golf today

Terrific! The baby comes out next week

I know, I just said I saw..

Don't turn your back on me

Scotty the green jacket is yours, Rory is going to choke!

Uh oh… Summey learned how to cook

Paint job, wrap job, who gives a shit?

Well, better luck next time

Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now, traveler.

This will be hilarious. Look how it’s mounted

Only 364 days until the next Orzy’s Gotta toughen up

My endless love

When you complain about homework And the teacher hears you

But there's a problem Dillon Gabriel's not any good

Dammit!! I Hate Those Wild Turkeys!!

My fingers hurt

Reform Party, Green Party Who gives a shit

Check out the name

7 more days till the Toc, I gotta toughen up!

but you're not any good.

How’d he finish again? Dead last? Oh yeah he had a good day though thanks.

Who the hell is Kelly Olynyk?

UH OH… The packers might actually have a defense

If you're not doing anything later Why don't you join us at the new bay house this weekend

- What happens there? - Secret of the pros.

Slightly downhill and slanting left. No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on.

You know what the pathetic thing is? you've been wholesaling your whole life.

I’m turning that into my trophy room

"Choke On That, Baby!"

That’s two so far Braxton

CK, the gold jacket’s ours. MM’s gonna choke!

I thought you were pro material. Prime to make the Big Buxxx!

Do you want to know what the pathetic thing is? You have been doing this your whole life

Guys what’s going on,what about my playoff shot?

Woah, must be Taylor Swift or somethin'

For Amy Dworsky… Anything!

...Grandma, Grandma.

This calls about Fantasy, I need your players in the morning.

Don't turn your back on me! Lets get one thing straight, this is client work!

how am i supposed to chip with that going on?

I called your name Didn’t I, Palmer?

Jon, Just So You Know, My Jacket Size Is 44 Long And My Right Arm Is A Bit Longer Than My Left

Shooter Wanna Go to the Pool & do some BLIZZY!? MY TREAT!!??

you’re not any good

My Current mood

Adam and Wallace worshipped the GI Joe vids. Alex, Trubs, and Kerry DIDN’T.

Cold Cut Combo… I eat three every day to help keep me strong

“Pa” on the one cheek, and then, sure enough “uly0x” right there on the other.

Talk to my friend the engineer probably a great golfer huge ass.

Dustin Cosse accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Is my puck, baby! Don’t you ever touch my part!

Brooks, the Green jackets yours. Everyone choked

But what do i Know I'm just a long-time syndicate manager

Kick Him out the chat Doug

he's gonna play and by god, he's gonna win

You’d rather be 1-11 than 10-3?

Harness the good energy Block out the bad

that's two thus far Harry

No, I don't hate you.

Well I’m not, Doug!

In the event of a tie, there will be a play-off.

That was not nice and easy.

69ers are gonna beat the Hawks. Bears are hosting NFC ‘ship

One of them Big oned

Sand Touch Huh. Well you’re Murdered..bye bye

I'll just do my best.

FOR DANIEL FRAZEE... ANYTHING!

I wasn't watching. I saw it go up. Did it go back in?

I'll be on battlefield if you change your mind

I hate that Andy Beyer

I hate that scott lingle

It’s slanting...and to the left.

your battery can't keep upt's too old

That's not possible, sir.

He's old! He's just too old!

Damn it , I hate that Baker Mayfield

You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been playing fantasy football your whole life

Na it seems that way because you only have one shoe on

He's on the 17th green right now, having trouble closing out his day.

Don't turn your back on me. Listen, this is Shooter's tour.

Rory learned how to putt…uh-ohhhh

YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST??

Go wait in the car, Grandma.

After one day, Shooter McGavin is leading.

How'd Payton Finish last year?

so you're blaming it on the underworld now? well a guilty finger points at it.

Oh yeah, defense…

Happy Gilmore leads the pack.

Face it, Donald. You are a golfer

damn it i hate that tom brady!

Gold jacket, green jacket....who gives a shit?

Congratulations, Murderer.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?

He Got On The Ground he Hurt Real Bad

Skinner learned how to play goalie Uh-oh

Happy, look out!

That's why I joined the Tour.

Alright, Bills. Nice and Easy

But if you miss, you have to give me a big, fat kiss.

don't worry about that made of wood

Buffalo Learned How To Power Play Uh ho

When they see you make a PR and ask you how you did it...

1 week until tryouts I’ve gotta toughen up

They're deluged with calls from people who want to see Happy.

Congratulations, murderer. You killed a football legend.

I know what you're doing right now... And i don't like it

That was much easier than game 1, we should try to do that every time

First time at a bar in 3 months

Good. I'm a hockey player.

Well, moron, good for happy Gil…OH MY GOD!!!

Anyone tap the keg yet? I’ll pump.

The golfers of the Tour Championship...

Damn it I hate that Andy Beyer

He's laughing, having fun.

Got something for you too

Where were ya on that one Deebs?

Well, better luck Next time

Only 364 more days until the next trivia night

I beg to differ. Diddy Kong accomplished that feat no more then an hour ago!

Right, Jan 6 was an attempted coup. Jan 6 WAS an attempted coup.

Good News! We're extending the audit by 4,500 hours today!

Hello no! Dammed alligator bit my hand off!

We should try and do that every time

Playing in the NIT after losing by 33 in the Pac-12 Tournament

Trimmers in 2026 My fingers hurt

I'm going to take extra Special care...

Damn It I hate those Seahawks

It happens.. let’s shoot some darts.

If I saw myself with a putter like that I would kick my own ass

To hell with that, I'm playing for Hansard.

For Early Break, Anything!!

He shouldn't have been living there

Talk about a hit and run

Well, good for Melbourne…Oh, my god!

It ain't over yet, Lambo. The way I see it, we've only just begun.

I didnt kill the bear

Shooter! I thought we were friends!

There is no shame in throwing in the towel.

Grant just so you know my Quarter Zip is a Medium

Let's get something at the Red Lobster. My treat.

That code does not look like the docs

Yeah. Where did are the Jets again? Two wins? Yeah, they had a good day.

He has to focus now. He has to save this one for par.

He's just tryin' to make some money Leave em' alone

Mr. Woodland. Get out of the way.

Green title treatment pink title treatment who gives a shit?

All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but you're not any good.

It’s all in the ships

I know what you’re doing right now and I don’t like it.

I got my coach back, see?

gold jacket, green jacket who gives a sh*t

so you got into a fight with and elderly man? Who won that fight anyway?

Ohhh, Myles learned how to hit Uh oh…

JWFRANKL ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT NO MORE THAN A YEAR AGO

Cory Kluber: I hope he wins!

How am I supposed to chip with that going on??

Gold jacket green jacket.. Who gives a shit

364 more days till the next Phoenix Open. I got to toughen up.

you know that mstr mstr lady? i think i just killed her.

That was much easier than goal line runs I should do that every time

Of, good. You mean no fun.

The biggest trophy in golf is yours Xander Scottie’s gunna make an illegal turn

Dynamic risk assessment

I've worked hard, I've paid my dues and now... It's Xander's turn.

For Ryan Hennessy, ANYTHING

I'm dedicating my performance in 2025 to bob uecker' memory.

I Hate that Scott Evosevich

POWERHULU! No More Videos No More Powerglove No More Shrek No More Ratatouille No More Bearglove No More NES Go To Your Room

All you have to to is just plug it in. Just plug it in.

He's going to play... And by God, he's going to win

You eat wet chickens for breakfast?

The real winner today is the county of Kildare. Everytime I come here it gets harder to leave.

When you wanna raise your prices

I saw two fat bikers in the woods off 17 having sex.

If he doesn't, it's your head.

Almost six o'clock.

All you ever talk about is halo in the old days But you're not any good.

She dressed like Gene Simmons from KISS to cheer me up.

If I beat you, I get the house. You beat me, I'll quit.

Shut the hell up.

It's about time.

Hey, where are you going with those clubs punk?

Trimmers in 2026 My fingers hurt

Damn it, I hate that Deuce Knight

You go to therapy one time Now you to good to call a nigga back

Us on Friday...

Why didn't you answer two of the essay questions Answer them!

What the hell are you doing?

We should go on that date. I've been pretty good lately.

Great news cul-de-suk

You going to reunion

Shooter from the sand.

You’re gonna give that shit up and concentrate on getting hung

Garage shouldn’t have been standing there

Simmerer, it’s Chris.

364 DAYS TILL THE NEXT DRAFT. I GOT TO TOUGHEN UP.

Aww, I'm sorry. Because she's a woman?

...and number forty-three. The rest of you...

Bryson, the green jackets yours! Rory is gonna choke!

Tennessee -2.5 huh? Well

For Choppy Gilmore, anything!

But you’re in trouble. I eat pieces of $@!/ like you for breakfast!

God..... DAMMIT

I will not tolerate this behavior. Gilmore is gone.

I can’t say this kids name Here comes Noah Knigga

She took me to see this movie.

If I saw myself drinking that I'd have to kick my own ass

That must be a record

What is he 10th in total points? Yeah most feared for sure.

Congratulations murderer

I will. I just have to go

You know what’s pathetic? I didn’t even wanna play fantasy this year.

I love it. He looks so handsome. And it makes me hungry.

Dammit I hate that Ben Weiss

Dark Romance Heart Of The Beast

Damn it, I hate that Donald Trump

If I can beat those other guys... we'll get the house back.

Kick him off the Tour, Chris

You know what else is unprofessional? A Solar company owner with an arm growing out of his ass…

Damn it, I hate that Chris hogan

I hate that clown

You're fired. Bye-bye.

Don't worry about it.

— — — — Breaking — — — — shooter quarantines himself after Waterbury

Kick him out of the league Lesser

You got to give that shit up and concentrate on beans.

How am I supposed to chip, with that goin on?

You should get some sleep. Tomorrow's a big day.

How am i supposed to work with that going on?

If you can't cut through Mike's Shit How are you gonna win at life?

How often do you play?

If you're free, join us at 9:00 on the ninth green.

You know what the pathetic thing is You’ve been playing golf your whole life

Nate Dietrich accomplished that feat less than 20 hours ago

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

YOU’RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON RUNNING

The Green Bay Packers have signed Mecole…Hardman

They’re are too old!

Get my kids outta here

I'm dedicating my performance at the tour championship to pope Francis' memory

Let me get serious. You're all aware...

Check out the name tag

The hell with Canada I’m playing for chubbs

For Happy Lawhead, anything!

That makes one of us.

I feel a lot of solid energy coming out of you. Good positive aura.

Ya let help you with that Mott

For Mark Schiess, Anything!

Top jack ass T Plow

Brenden Kick Them Off Four Ball

Who the hell is Johnnie Bryant?

Mr. McIlroy, I’m your realtor.

You could meet me between a warm glass and shut the hell up

The way we see it EP/LC We've only just begun!!

Man, this is excellent.

Only 364 more days until next year’s BMO 3v3 baskeball tournament Gotta get my vertical up

Get a blanket and suntan lotion 'cause you'll never get off that beach, you jackass

I tell ya… The real winners are the teams without John

I beg to differ Mr O’Conner accomplished that no more than 48 hours ago

If I saw myself drinking that I'd have to kick my own ass

I know what you’re trying to do right now… And I don’t like it.

Nor the best puck handler.

Don't tell anyone. I'm kind of embarrassed.

I was on this tour for one reason... money.

Yanny, Laurel? Who gives a shit?

Got in a car accident with my grandaughter who I was having an affair with!

He's right. Take your shot, Mr. Gilmore.

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

God, that felt good.

You can’t charge her with high crimes and misdemeanors! She’s too old!

I’m sorry because your black?

I didn't break it. I was testing its durability.

So, see you at the next tournament?

That was funny the first time

The Spurs learned how to shoot... uh ohh

Give me the ball.

Anyone else's fingers hurt?

Gennifer, I picked your movie right? We’ll, better luck next year!

I'm aware of that. Thank you.

Ben Kweller accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Uh oh giddey learned how to shoot

Josh, the AFC East is yours Tuas gonna choke

I wasn't allowed to play pro anymore.

you've got to zap the power oh ho ho yeah zappy zap, you've got to zap the power. yes this was a 90's hit. aqua-zap the power. you've got to zap the power oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah sum sum says;you've got to zap the power.

That was so much easier. I just try to term convert it every time.

It seems as if Preistly has restrained himself.

donald slump and peter button. julia grillhard and penny wrong.

We're friends right!!!!!?

It seems as if Preistly has restrained himself.

I saw Lauren celebrating 2 bdays in the woods

Don't worry about your grandma. She can live with me... be my maid.

Adrian, just so you know I’m a 42 long..

Camden's that way

How am I supposed to chip with that going on?

I'm a hockey player but I'm playing golf today.

& we have a close race at the top between Shark and Big Check

I'm dedicating the rest of my performance for fantasy to Wes' memory

I believe that belongs to Mr. Wembanyama

And Shooter can't believe it!