Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He shouldn't have been living there

No, I don't hate you.

Na it seems that way because you only have one shoe on

The Green Bay Packers have signed Mecole…Hardman

you know that mstr mstr lady? i think i just killed her.

And Shooter can't believe it!

She dressed like Gene Simmons from KISS to cheer me up.

I hate that scott lingle

but you're not any good.

If you're free, join us at 9:00 on the ninth green.

My endless love

You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been playing fantasy football your whole life

He's going to play... And by God, he's going to win

You know what the pathetic thing is? you've been wholesaling your whole life.

I know, I just said I saw..

Camden's that way

I thought you were pro material. Prime to make the Big Buxxx!

your battery can't keep upt's too old

I hate that Andy Beyer

Do you want to know what the pathetic thing is? You have been doing this your whole life

1 week until tryouts I’ve gotta toughen up

I believe that belongs to Mr. Wembanyama

That’s two so far Braxton

gold jacket, green jacket who gives a sh*t

“Pa” on the one cheek, and then, sure enough “uly0x” right there on the other.

Adrian, just so you know I’m a 42 long..

For Choppy Gilmore, anything!

...and number forty-three. The rest of you...

They’re are too old!

- What happens there? - Secret of the pros.

Damn it, I hate that Chris hogan

Congratulations, murderer. You killed a football legend.

Opening To Yes Man 2009 DVD

I’m turning that into my trophy room

Cold Cut Combo… I eat three every day to help keep me strong

I feel a lot of solid energy coming out of you. Good positive aura.

Scotty the green jacket is yours, Rory is going to choke!

Well, moron, good for happy Gil…OH MY GOD!!!

I wasn't allowed to play pro anymore.

Garage shouldn’t have been standing there

Harness the good energy Block out the bad

Uh oh giddey learned how to shoot

We should try and do that every time

Josh, the AFC East is yours Tuas gonna choke

If I saw myself drinking that I'd have to kick my own ass

When you complain about homework And the teacher hears you

It ain't over yet, Lambo. The way I see it, we've only just begun.

Who the hell is Kelly Olynyk?

How often do you play?

Everytime I com here it gets harder to leave

Gold jacket green jacket.. Who gives a shit

Damn It I hate those Seahawks

Buffalo Learned How To Power Play Uh ho

Good News! We're extending the audit by 4,500 hours today!

Why didn't you answer two of the essay questions Answer them!

I know what you’re trying to do right now… And I don’t like it.

Get my kids outta here

Yeah. Where did are the Jets again? Two wins? Yeah, they had a good day.

I can’t say this kids name Here comes Noah Knigga

donald slump and peter button. julia grillhard and penny wrong.

You can’t charge her with high crimes and misdemeanors! She’s too old!

POWERHULU! No More Videos No More Powerglove No More Shrek No More Ratatouille No More Bearglove No More NES Go To Your Room

Damn it I hate that Andy Beyer

Only 364 days until the next Orzy’s Gotta toughen up

Playing in the NIT after losing by 33 in the Pac-12 Tournament

My fingers hurt

It seems as if Preistly has restrained himself.

It’s all in the ships

How am I supposed to chip with that going on?

This calls about Fantasy, I need your players in the morning.

Us on Friday...

That was funny the first time

That was not nice and easy.

but in the minds of the spectators, there are only two.

Shut the hell up.

You know what else is unprofessional? A Solar company owner with an arm growing out of his ass…

Gennifer, I picked your movie right? We’ll, better luck next year!

The golfers of the Tour Championship...

Congratulations murderer

This will be hilarious. Look how it’s mounted

Adam and Wallace worshipped the GI Joe vids. Alex, Trubs, and Kerry DIDN’T.

Kick him out of the league Lesser

he's gonna play and by god, he's gonna win

Well I’m not, Doug!

That makes one of us.

All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but you're not any good.

Paint job, wrap job, who gives a shit?

Next up, Lafferty, Daniel and Birthday, Happy

YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST??

The biggest trophy in golf is yours Xander Scottie’s gunna make an illegal turn

Oh yeah, defense…

Ohhh, Myles learned how to hit Uh oh…

You could meet me between a warm glass and shut the hell up

Ya let help you with that Mott

364 DAYS TILL THE NEXT DRAFT. I GOT TO TOUGHEN UP.

Terrific! The baby comes out next week

The real winner today is the county of Kildare. Everytime I come here it gets harder to leave.

You’re gonna give that shit up and concentrate on getting hung

He's laughing, having fun.

I hate that clown

That was much easier than goal line runs I should do that every time

Kick Him out the chat Doug

So no matter what, I'll get some money.

Green title treatment pink title treatment who gives a shit?

Check out the name

How am i supposed to work with that going on?

I will. I just have to go

I wasn't watching. I saw it go up. Did it go back in?

Talk to my friend the engineer probably a great golfer huge ass.

Simmerer, it’s Chris.

You're fired. Bye-bye.

Great news cul-de-suk

that's two thus far Harry

Don't turn your back on me

God..... DAMMIT

I was on this tour for one reason... money.

I called your name Didn’t I, Palmer?

When you wanna raise your prices

I’m a hockey player but I’m here to play golf today

Face it, Donald. You are a golfer

That's why I joined the Tour.

Now you’re gonna get it, selection committee!

Let me get serious. You're all aware...

Happy Gilmore leads the pack.

I'm a hockey player but I'm playing golf today.

Dammit I hate that Ben Weiss

For Mark Schiess, Anything!

don't worry about that made of wood

I didn't break it. I was testing its durability.

I know what you’re doing right now and I don’t like it.

I'm dedicating my performance in 2025 to bob uecker' memory.

Rory learned how to putt…uh-ohhhh

Let's get something at the Red Lobster. My treat.

Only 364 more days until next year’s BMO 3v3 baskeball tournament Gotta get my vertical up

You going to reunion

I love it. He looks so handsome. And it makes me hungry.

That's not possible, sir.

Shooter! I thought we were friends!

you’re not any good

It's about time.

I didnt kill the bear

For Happy Lawhead, anything!

I'm dedicating the rest of my performance for fantasy to Wes' memory

He Got On The Ground he Hurt Real Bad

If I saw myself with a putter like that I would kick my own ass

— — — — Breaking — — — — shooter quarantines himself after Waterbury

Bryson, the green jackets yours! Rory is gonna choke!

I tell ya… The real winners are the teams without John

I know what you're doing right now... And i don't like it

He's on the 17th green right now, having trouble closing out his day.

That code does not look like the docs

Alright, Bills. Nice and Easy

UH OH… The packers might actually have a defense

Things just keep getting worse for Happy Gilmore.

& we have a close race at the top between Shark and Big Check

We should go on that date. I've been pretty good lately.

Grant just so you know my Quarter Zip is a Medium

I saw two fat bikers in the woods off 17 having sex.

Well, good for Melbourne…Oh, my god!

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Well, better luck Next time

That must be a record

Nu-uh. I called it first.

Cory Kluber: I hope he wins!

Go wait in the car, Grandma.

Where were ya on that one Deebs?

Sit tight. I'll be right over.

Brooks, the Green jackets yours. Everyone choked

Christian Watson's coming back! Uh-Oh!

Check out the name tag

You know what’s pathetic? I didn’t even wanna play fantasy this year.

I got my coach back, see?

He's right. Take your shot, Mr. Gilmore.

It seems as if Preistly has restrained himself.

Don't turn your back on me! Lets get one thing straight, this is client work!

Congratulations, Murderer.

Slightly downhill and slanting left. No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on.

If I beat you, I get the house. You beat me, I'll quit.

I'm dedicating my performance at the tour championship to pope Francis' memory

I'll be on battlefield if you change your mind

Well, better luck next time

I saw Lauren celebrating 2 bdays in the woods

I've worked hard, I've paid my dues and now... It's Xander's turn.

Shooter from the sand.

How am I supposed to chip, with that goin on?

God, that felt good.

FOR DANIEL FRAZEE... ANYTHING!

Don't tell anyone. I'm kind of embarrassed.

Hello no! Dammed alligator bit my hand off!

Top jack ass T Plow

If I saw myself drinking that I'd have to kick my own ass

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?

Mr. Woodland. Get out of the way.

Dark Romance Heart Of The Beast

Anyone’s else wanna go home today?

He has to focus now. He has to save this one for par.

What the hell are you doing?

Nor the best puck handler.

You eat wet chickens for breakfast?

Ben Kweller accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

My Current mood

Where you taking those clubs, punk?!

Dammit!! I Hate Those Wild Turkeys!!

They're deluged with calls from people who want to see Happy.

It's not like I'm taking her stuff over to my place.

Man, this is excellent.

Happy, look out!

It’s slanting...and to the left.

Give me the ball.

Right, Jan 6 was an attempted coup. Jan 6 WAS an attempted coup.

For Amy Dworsky… Anything!

Jon, Just So You Know, My Jacket Size Is 44 Long And My Right Arm Is A Bit Longer Than My Left

All you have to to is just plug it in. Just plug it in.

He's just tryin' to make some money Leave em' alone

If you can't cut through Mike's Shit How are you gonna win at life?

But there’s a problem You’re not urban

For Ryan Hennessy, ANYTHING

Hey, where are you going with those clubs punk?

You got to give that shit up and concentrate on beans.

Skinner learned how to play goalie Uh-oh

Brenden Kick Them Off Four Ball

Is my puck, baby! Don’t you ever touch my part!

Guys what’s going on,what about my playoff shot?

If you're not doing anything later Why don't you join us at the new bay house this weekend

Good. I'm a hockey player.

The way we see it EP/LC We've only just begun!!

YOU’RE GONNA GIVE THAT SHIT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON RUNNING

You’d rather be 1-11 than 10-3?

If he doesn't, it's your head.

Don't worry about your grandma. She can live with me... be my maid.

Anyone else's fingers hurt?

Got in a car accident with my grandaughter who I was having an affair with!

Trimmers in 2026 My fingers hurt

Tennessee -2.5 huh? Well

Of, good. You mean no fun.

That was much easier than game 1, we should try to do that every time

I'm going to take extra Special care...

One of them Big oned

CK, the gold jacket’s ours. MM’s gonna choke!

Kick him off the Tour, Chris

...all of you are now my friends.

Get a blanket and suntan lotion 'cause you'll never get off that beach, you jackass

After one day, Shooter McGavin is leading.

You go to therapy one time Now you to good to call a nigga back

you've got to zap the power oh ho ho yeah zappy zap, you've got to zap the power. yes this was a 90's hit. aqua-zap the power. you've got to zap the power oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah sum sum says;you've got to zap the power.

You’re Fired, bye-bye

Mr. McIlroy, I’m your realtor.

To hell with that, I'm playing for Hansard.

Don't turn your back on me. Listen, this is Shooter's tour.

What is he 10th in total points? Yeah most feared for sure.

I'll just do my best.

I'm sorry. Here.

Shooter Wanna Go to the Pool & do some BLIZZY!? MY TREAT!!??

Sand Touch Huh. Well you’re Murdered..bye bye

7 more days till the Toc, I gotta toughen up!

He's old! He's just too old!

For Mr. HOUSE, Anything!

364 more days till the next Phoenix Open. I got to toughen up.

Dustin Cosse accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

so you got into a fight with and elderly man? Who won that fight anyway?

Nate Dietrich accomplished that feat less than 20 hours ago

I beg to differ Mr O’Conner accomplished that no more than 48 hours ago

How'd Payton Finish last year?

69ers are gonna beat the Hawks. Bears are hosting NFC ‘ship

Sean, gold jackets yours. Al’s gonna choke.

Trimmers in 2026 My fingers hurt

how am i supposed to chip with that going on?

I will not tolerate this behavior. Gilmore is gone.

For Early Break, Anything!!

In the event of a tie, there will be a play-off.

She took me to see this movie.

How’d he finish again? Dead last? Oh yeah he had a good day though thanks.

Woah, must be Taylor Swift or somethin'

That was so much easier. I just try to term convert it every time.

Yanny, Laurel? Who gives a shit?

The hell with Canada I’m playing for chubbs

Dynamic risk assessment

"HA" was on one cheek and "PPY" on the other.

I'm aware of that. Thank you.

Almost six o'clock.

So, see you at the next tournament?

Ryan Pepi-Oh My God!

When they see you make a PR and ask you how you did it...

We're friends right!!!!!?

Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now, traveler.

But if you miss, you have to give me a big, fat kiss.

You should get some sleep. Tomorrow's a big day.

so you're blaming it on the underworld now? well a guilty finger points at it.

"Choke On That, Baby!"

But there's a problem Dillon Gabriel's not any good

Damn it , I hate that Baker Mayfield

Aww, I'm sorry. Because she's a woman?

Damn it, I hate that Donald Trump

You know what the pathetic thing is You’ve been playing golf your whole life

How am I supposed to chip with that going on??

Who the hell is Johnnie Bryant?

Damn it, I hate that Deuce Knight

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Reform Party, Green Party Who gives a shit

All you ever talk about is halo in the old days But you're not any good.

Got something for you too

First time at a bar in 3 months

I’m sorry because your black?

But you’re in trouble. I eat pieces of $@!/ like you for breakfast!

There is no shame in throwing in the towel.

...Grandma, Grandma.

Talk about a hit and run

Who the hell is Kelly Olynyk?

I can take extra care of Bacon for nothing

Uh oh… Summey learned how to cook

The Spurs learned how to shoot... uh ohh

damn it i hate that tom brady!

Anyone tap the keg yet? I’ll pump.

Only 364 more days until the next trivia night

When Some Asks Me About Another Individual & I'm In My Own Lane

Gold jacket, green jacket....who gives a shit?

Uh oh Bryce learned how to get lefties out

I Hate that Scott Evosevich

But what do i Know I'm just a long-time syndicate manager

Don't worry about it.

I beg to differ. Diddy Kong accomplished that feat no more then an hour ago!

Of course mam We will look for her

JWFRANKL ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT NO MORE THAN A YEAR AGO

If I can beat those other guys... we'll get the house back.

It happens.. let’s shoot some darts.