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Lets make a little noise here huh
I BEG TO DIFFER... THE MILLER ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT LAST SEASON
Good! Get the hell out of my life! Who needs you? Beat it! I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!
if i saw myself in a picture like this i’d have to kick my own ass
Okay, we'll go on a date. But just as friends.
with a hammer.
Congratulations... .... murderer
Yes! Man! 2008, elf 2003
Myles to learned how to hit… Uh oh.
I'm gone.
Only 31 days until nationals I gotta toughen up
Awh, I'm sorry. Because she's a woman?
When all you do is study board material and then look at school lecture
For Vance, anything.
You touch me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes.
Congratulations, murderer.
Kick him off the tour doug!
You can count. Good for you.
For Jeff Boehne, ANYTHING
Scotty the green jacket is yours! Rory is going to choke!
Really?
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Oceanside Solutions accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
If I was like that, I'd kick my own ass
This is hand made quality shit we’re talking here
Almost nine o'clock.
Is that goal regulation size or what?!
Minus the unattractive part
Now that’s what I call a hole in one
Don't turn your back on me. Listen, this is Burny's tour
I thought we'd come Home teach!
Lee learned how to bowl. Uh-oh.
You off the Tour.
How many sacks did he have last year? 0? Yeah, he had a good year though.
Welcome to soggy San Francisco...
Español
Bend those knees, real good
Good call on Notre Dame
You think you’re better than me?!?
Talk about a hole in one.
Clear copy, clever copy...
It’s a little to the left. No, you think that cause you only got on sock on.
Nonsense, dear. You're a grown man.
My girlfriend is dead you know? She fell off a cliff. Died on impact.
RPI....WSI....Who gives a shit?
I should try and do that every time
Ryan the Championship is yours Benny’s gonna choke
Where were you on that one, dipshit?
and how much did they win by? 3 points? oh Yeah yeah, they had a good day though, thank you.
I was wrong, you were right
Well, well, well. Vasilevskiy is human after all.
No!
Bend your knees. Remember, it's in the hips. You're doing great.
Uh oh… Summey learned how to cook
What about Sands Well, better luck next year
Ya, How’d Jacob finish again? Dead last? Yeah, he had a good day.
You know what would be great? If I could get a UPC.
Listen to what I say
Nice shooting, soldier.
Dammit I hate that Ben Weiss
Norman spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.
You know what the pathetic thing is, you've actually been working all day
My girlfriend's dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
Happy is really on today.
Lets make a little noise here huh
You know the bedroom next to the stairs?
FOR TERRY GILMORE, ANYTHING
That’s...that’s super
Well well well. Mookie Betts is human after all
Well Now Your Back Is Going To Hurt Because You Just Pulled monkey Duty
Anyone want a desk lamp? My treat!
Is that page regulation size or what!
Susie Rothenburg
Hey anyone two the keg yet? I’ll pump
Good shot.
Well, soon your back will hurt because you just got landscaping duty.
I beg to differ Mr Strider accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
I meant at the polls
Talk to my friend Chris. Great hair. Huge ass
Javy learned how to hit Uh Oh
FBI I believe that’s Mr. Palmer’s
Who the hell is Hoppy Meyer?
Well, better luck next quarter.
Okay, as long as you're willing to admit that. Now...
I want you to take extra special care of her.
Two seventy-five. And three.
The United States got a few lucky punches But I still feel I won the fight
65, 56… who gives a shit
I'm not. With the great players here, anyone could win.
aw4te aergt
What are you doing katie riding a bull? you're acting like a damn fool!
I hate that UCLA college team
Yeah, I'm gonna beat your ass out there.
B talking to Zach
I would have kept going but I need to find new material
THE PRICE IS RIGHT. HAPPY [BIRTHDAY, Yeo]!
What are you talking about?
Elon Musk
Till the night closes in
This looks like the end fo
Whoa, you're confusing me. Just let me put the ball in the hole
I accomplished that feat No more than a week ago
So no matter what, i'll get some money.
...this fresh, delicious, tasty...
Green sailboat, blue sailboat, who gives a shit?
That's two thusfar shooter!
Brandon Bishoff
Well well well, Tyson is human afterall
Yeah. Where did he finish again? Dead last? Yeah, he had a good day.
damn it i hate that tom brady!
maybe this is a new yankees team
9th green at 9
I believe that’s Mr. Palmer’s!
HA on the one cheek and then sure enough PPY right there on the other
The bat went further than the ball!
Somebody’s a swoogin!!
Unbelievable!
364 more days until next hockey season I gotta toughen up
He’s going to be rooting for hockey.. super
Son of a bitch ball, why don’t you just go home?
Face it, Zac. You are a winger
Stirland, you won this week didn't you?
Andy Slichter just posted that in discord no more than 10 minutes ago
Don't worry about Lauren, she can live with me... be my maid.
I'm turning it into my trophy room.
DAMN IT I hate big o
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
And you can bet on me Waiting for you in the Mesa CC parking lot
Spoken like a true asshole
Feel the flow, Happy. It's circular.
I don't want the battlefield beta... I want the whole thing!
I'd like to see you try.
Martha’s Vineyard
Zach Sucher? Who the hell is Zach Sucher?
Happy Gilmore accomplished that joke ranking no more than an hour ago.
HERE YOU GO NOW LEAVE US ALONE!!!
Yeah
That's my button Don't you ever touch my button
The Green Jacket is Yours, Shooter's gonna choke!
Dammit I hate that Mark McGowan!
To hell with that, I’m playing for Hamlin!
This Team Sucks
Can I trouble you for another pull request review
Suck my white ass, ball!
for Amber grither, anything!
Red the Ryder cup is yours to win Marcs gonna choke
KMac… I called your name, didn’t I?
What do you want for it?
Roletto… I texted you didn’t I? Well, better luck next year.
Look at the cabbage he's in now.
For james crow Anything
Team #1 At the top from start to finish
I believe that's Mr. Hall's
Take in the requirements Block out the product vagueness
Anyone tapped the keg yet? I'll pump. I'm Happy Gilmore.
Mattingale achieved that feat Almost every day for the past month
Play the ball as it lies. I hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot.
Incredible! Happy Gilmore wins the gold jacket.
This is a biggie, pal. I got to make some real money.
Hey, DillonDomer2010 is dead you know He fell off a cliff, died on impact
This looks like the end for tyson
This is not a movie, no matter how much you want it to be. This is violence. You're creating the opposite.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
You eat stress for breakfast?
Damn it, i hate that 2-3 zone
Is that funny? I don't hear you laughing now!
Terrific. The nail comes out next week.
This thing sucks!
Rosie, the green jackets yours Rory’s gonna choke!
How am I supposed to go to Chris’s with that going on
The Dodgers accomplished that same feat No more than one week ago
Well moron, good for Kyle por - - oh my god
The Krusty Krab? Is HUMAN after all
Riggs, the gold jacket is yours. Waters is gonna choke!
I got a call from Motts comp
I hate that Andy Dalton
- Did you see that? - Yes. Nice.
When somebody invites me to a shit coin conference
You know the real hero here is rpower staff, Everytime I visit, it gets harder to leave..
Please don't go.
I though you were betting Green! Primed to make the big bucks!
...you have to give me a big, fat kiss.
You're right, but I need money.
So I moved to Egypt, where there's not a hockey rink within 1500 miles.
Yeah, right, I'll see you guys there...
Mr. White sent this same clip a mere 6 hours ago
where were you on that one, dipshit?
Pho John Jones, anything.
Harness in the good air, block out the covid
For Lucas Bache, Antything!
Well now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled tire changing duty
Koepka, I called your name, didn't I?
Well, well, well. Tom Brady is human after all.
Check the name tag, you’re in my world now farfalle FGT
He's going to play By God he's gonna win
He's climbing! He shouldn't have left the room!
Volkswagon!
Nick Faldo and I won last year. I'd like to win this year.
You dip shit in your cheese
My birthday Huh? well you're fired bye bye
J&J Big Check
This league sucks!
You can't give Makarov the Calder He's too old!
Give me a beer, pal.
There he is. That worm.
Blowing a 17 point 4th quarter lead? The Detroit Lions accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
Yeah, right, I'll get right on that lady
Is it safe to say that Donald Trump did to the Republican Party what Happy Gilmore did to the tour in 1996??
CA, the gold jacket’s yours. Chism’s going to choke!!
When cole outsdrives me on draft weekend.
Nick Faldo and I won last year. I'd like to win this year
2 Days Till Baseball Tryouts Gotta Toughen Up
this day sucks
You know the pathetic thing is You’ve Then doing low-voltage your whole life
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yeah, laugh it up. Enjoy your night.
Don't be an asshole. Give me six months. I'll work with you every day.
- Kick him off the Tour. - He hasn't broken any rules.
Move it downstairs. We will play with you everyday
Somebody's closer.
- It was the first time I heard it. - Drink up.
It’s all in the hips
What would I know? I'm just a doctor.
McCaffrey is....
Here, take your bags, leave us alone
England learned how to bowl Uh oh
WhoUIs,all you ever talk about is lickin up sweet cunts,but your not any good.
Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes.
Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)
Damn it I hate that evander Kane
Where's my check?
For Karin, Anything!
I'd play supercoach off Frankenstein's fat foot Those are the rules, I didn't write em!
Erik and Angelica, come on down!!!
Well, well, well. Carson Beck is human after all.
Mr tongavailoa accomplished that feat no more than 12 hours ago
PLenty more where that came from. Yeah!!!!
You're right. It is.
Well Im Not Jake
How am I supposed to chip with that going on?
Who the hell is yubin jang?
SUCK MY WHITE ASS ACTIVISION!
NEXT UP: BRADBERRY, JAMES AND GILMORE...STEPHON
Where are you going with that ball punk?!
well, you're fired bye bye
You gonna recite me a poem easy Geez, you love this barstool stuff huh?
He got a hole in one on a par four.
Your pretty sick pookie
You work on Fridays?
Happy, the ball has its own energy or life force, if you will.
Cut that out. You're making me sick.
I saw cooper drop 44 points...
“You should be working at the snack bar”
Here's a camp speaker Just leave us alone
You know Jon will make everything okay.
Mike C after Double skins night
this guy sucks
Best bring that pink slip old man
dammit i hate those large parent co.s
Tim Teblow did have a beard
for amber grither, anything!
Well.. Better luck next week
Who the hell is Ryan Gerard?
It struck my foot.
I know why you’re trying to do right now And I don’t like it
he shouldn't have been standing there.
Anyone else want McDonald’s?
PLUTA
You know that sister sister lady? I think I just killed her.
What about Sands Well, better luck next year
YOU'RE NOT ANY GOOD
You hit that guy!
That's your Capitol! Are you too good for your Capitol!?
Francisco Lindor accomplished that feat no more then 2 Hours ago
Don't break the wrist.
I beg to differ... Mr. Clark logged that leg of the wager no more than a day ago
Winning is so much better than losing I should just try to win every time
I'm dedicating my Fantasy Football Season in Stones’ memory.
Maybe this is a new jonse
Handsome fellow, huh?
for amber grither, anything!
I didn’t steal it. I was testing its durability.
Somebody's closer
It just seems that way 'cause you only got one shoe on
Oh, my God.
You can’t draft those guys, they’re… just too old!
Bye.
Oh hello My fingers hurt
I'll text you next week brother dahl In case you change your mind
The Other Guy Is Big Check, Leading Money Winner This Year.
Marty, shut up and I'll tell you.
CoreLogic begs to differ
Cant learn that on a hockey rink
At the end of day three, Happy Gilmore has the lead.
That orderly is nice. Don't you like him?
You will not get in shape… ya jackass
Not from what - from whom. Come down to the cellar. You wanna know who Fred Krueger was? He was a filthy child murderer who killed at least 20 kids in the neighborhood... kids we all knew. And Amazon Prime Video and He's dead because hit entertainment killed him.
Shooter, playing like he really wants that gold jacket
Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, McDonald’s, McDonald’s McDonald’s PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA HUT LET’S GO TO PIZZA HUT AND THEN WE’LL BUYPOWERHULU
Remember Boys play tonight and my zingy twitched
you could trade for a warm glass of shut the hell up
Soggy San Francisco host of this year’s Pepsi Pro-Am.
Hey, Mott..
I am good!
Doing the worm?! You're acting like a damn fool.
I got a B Leaguer record
Peter.
Happy Birthday Kyle
That's two thus far, hanback
...meaty, turkey-filled...
Martin your so lucky we don't have a Telstra garden!!
I eat pieces of McGriddle like you for breakfast
Hell no. Damn alligator bit my hand off!
If Gilmore sinks this, it will cap an amazing comeback.
Aaron, I called your number, didn’t I? Better luck next year.
This is my first time.
Who the hell is Anthony Edwards?
I'm dedicating my performance in the friendly this evening to trapattoni's memory
My right arm is just a little longer than my left
Gay, huh? Well you’re cancelled. Bye-bye
Santo I called your number, didn't I?
Oh, really? Where's Liam?
I got my car back,see?
That's a tremendous looking trophy.
Public relations lady, you seen Ragone around?
DES
Hhhh
Just saying!
I DON't know, it just seems that way 'cause you only got one shoe on.
Yeah, how are they going to finish again? Dead last? Yeah, they had a good day
Is that Gilmore again? How many times has he tried out?
For jd anything!
That was much easier than putting. I should try and do that every time.
Here, eat that! Leave us alone!
Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!
I'm close to getting her house back.
Dammit you people This is Golf!
But what do i know I’m just a doctor….
That wasn't very nice!
sounds real useful
Happy place.
And you can count on me wishing you a happy birthday
Shooter now has a commanding lead.
It ain't over yet my Griffin The way I see it, weve only just begun
Deebo, Tiny Tim? Who gives a shit?
Women’s team
What team do you play for?
You got the ball?
Draft a press release stating Gilmore is being thrown off the Tour.
Possess firefighter qualifications? Well you’re fired. Bye bye
Coming right up!
Pretty Sick, Chubbs
I
Hey I'm on severance but i'm playing golf today.
Tywin Lord Reyne Gold Coat... Green Coat... Who gives a shit?
Diverse crowd
- How's Grandma? - Super. It's arts and crafts time.
I hate that autocorrect
Howd he finish again?? Dead last