Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen to what I say

There he is. That worm.

Winning is so much better than losing I should just try to win every time

He's going to play By God he's gonna win

Suck my white ass, ball!

Awh, I'm sorry. Because she's a woman?

Deebo, Tiny Tim? Who gives a shit?

Hey I'm on severance but i'm playing golf today.

Anyone else want McDonald’s?

You know the bedroom next to the stairs?

Incredible! Happy Gilmore wins the gold jacket.

Lets make a little noise here huh

Happy Gilmore accomplished that joke ranking no more than an hour ago.

Yeah, I'm gonna beat your ass out there.

Mr tongavailoa accomplished that feat no more than 12 hours ago

Happy Birthday Kyle

he shouldn't have been standing there.

That's two thus far, hanback

He got a hole in one on a par four.

Your pretty sick pookie

Pretty Sick, Chubbs

You touch me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes.

Oh hello My fingers hurt

The United States got a few lucky punches But I still feel I won the fight

Is that goal regulation size or what?!

Happy, the ball has its own energy or life force, if you will.

Norman spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.

What about Sands Well, better luck next year

I BEG TO DIFFER... THE MILLER ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT LAST SEASON

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

Lee learned how to bowl. Uh-oh.

Well, well, well. Vasilevskiy is human after all.

Nick Faldo and I won last year. I'd like to win this year.

That orderly is nice. Don't you like him?

The Dodgers accomplished that same feat No more than one week ago

Best bring that pink slip old man

It ain't over yet my Griffin The way I see it, weve only just begun

Ya, How’d Jacob finish again? Dead last? Yeah, he had a good day.

To hell with that, I’m playing for Hamlin!

You eat stress for breakfast?

I DON't know, it just seems that way 'cause you only got one shoe on.

HERE YOU GO NOW LEAVE US ALONE!!!

That's two thusfar shooter!

The Other Guy Is Big Check, Leading Money Winner This Year.

Blowing a 17 point 4th quarter lead? The Detroit Lions accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Oh, really? Where's Liam?

I accomplished that feat No more than a week ago

That's your Capitol! Are you too good for your Capitol!?

NEXT UP: BRADBERRY, JAMES AND GILMORE...STEPHON

You know what the pathetic thing is, you've actually been working all day

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, McDonald’s, McDonald’s McDonald’s PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA HUT LET’S GO TO PIZZA HUT AND THEN WE’LL BUYPOWERHULU

For Lucas Bache, Antything!

Nice shooting, soldier.

At the end of day three, Happy Gilmore has the lead.

Howd he finish again?? Dead last

My girlfriend is dead you know? She fell off a cliff. Died on impact.

Here's a camp speaker Just leave us alone

Brandon Bishoff

For jd anything!

Look at the cabbage he's in now.

- Kick him off the Tour. - He hasn't broken any rules.

I'm turning it into my trophy room.

PLenty more where that came from. Yeah!!!!

I'll text you next week brother dahl In case you change your mind

Francisco Lindor accomplished that feat no more then 2 Hours ago

Move it downstairs. We will play with you everyday

Welcome to soggy San Francisco...

I got a call from Motts comp

You off the Tour.

Is it safe to say that Donald Trump did to the Republican Party what Happy Gilmore did to the tour in 1996??

- It was the first time I heard it. - Drink up.

The Krusty Krab? Is HUMAN after all

You're right. It is.

Talk to my friend Chris. Great hair. Huge ass

Now that’s what I call a hole in one

Santo I called your number, didn't I?

Shooter, playing like he really wants that gold jacket

where were you on that one, dipshit?

and how much did they win by? 3 points? oh Yeah yeah, they had a good day though, thank you.

Face it, Zac. You are a winger

It struck my foot.

Two seventy-five. And three.

“You should be working at the snack bar”

RPI....WSI....Who gives a shit?

McCaffrey is....

Spoken like a true asshole

So no matter what, i'll get some money.

Myles to learned how to hit… Uh oh.

You got the ball?

My girlfriend's dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

FOR TERRY GILMORE, ANYTHING

Damn it, i hate that 2-3 zone

When all you do is study board material and then look at school lecture

Yeah, laugh it up. Enjoy your night.

Give me a beer, pal.

I saw cooper drop 44 points...

I believe that’s Mr. Palmer’s!

Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes.

Harness in the good air, block out the covid

I'd play supercoach off Frankenstein's fat foot Those are the rules, I didn't write em!

2 Days Till Baseball Tryouts Gotta Toughen Up

...this fresh, delicious, tasty...

The bat went further than the ball!

Mike C after Double skins night

Cut that out. You're making me sick.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Well Im Not Jake

You hit that guy!

Where's my check?

Don't be an asshole. Give me six months. I'll work with you every day.

Scotty the green jacket is yours! Rory is going to choke!

well, you're fired bye bye

dammit i hate those large parent co.s

I got a B Leaguer record

I beg to differ... Mr. Clark logged that leg of the wager no more than a day ago

Martha’s Vineyard

Remember Boys play tonight and my zingy twitched

if i saw myself in a picture like this i’d have to kick my own ass

Here, take your bags, leave us alone

Don't worry about Lauren, she can live with me... be my maid.

Happy is really on today.

Zach Sucher? Who the hell is Zach Sucher?

DAMN IT I hate big o

KMac… I called your name, didn’t I?

I though you were betting Green! Primed to make the big bucks!

This is hand made quality shit we’re talking here

Talk about a hole in one.

Whoa, you're confusing me. Just let me put the ball in the hole

What do you want for it?

Almost nine o'clock.

Public relations lady, you seen Ragone around?

For james crow Anything

Andy Slichter just posted that in discord no more than 10 minutes ago

This is a biggie, pal. I got to make some real money.

...meaty, turkey-filled...

For Vance, anything.

Play the ball as it lies. I hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot.

Kick him off the tour doug!

If I was like that, I'd kick my own ass

Don't turn your back on me. Listen, this is Burny's tour

Congratulations... .... murderer

Roletto… I texted you didn’t I? Well, better luck next year.

It’s a little to the left. No, you think that cause you only got on sock on.

When cole outsdrives me on draft weekend.

Aaron, I called your number, didn’t I? Better luck next year.

Possess firefighter qualifications? Well you’re fired. Bye bye

I hate that Andy Dalton

You work on Fridays?

Tywin Lord Reyne Gold Coat... Green Coat... Who gives a shit?

Well, well, well. Tom Brady is human after all.

Who the hell is Anthony Edwards?

Well, soon your back will hurt because you just got landscaping duty.

This looks like the end fo

I eat pieces of McGriddle like you for breakfast

This league sucks!

I know why you’re trying to do right now And I don’t like it

Team #1 At the top from start to finish

Tim Teblow did have a beard

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

Well, well, well. Carson Beck is human after all.

How am I supposed to go to Chris’s with that going on

And you can count on me wishing you a happy birthday

You're right, but I need money.

You think you’re better than me?!?

What would I know? I'm just a doctor.

CoreLogic begs to differ

Can I trouble you for another pull request review

I got my car back,see?

For Karin, Anything!

Hey anyone two the keg yet? I’ll pump

Gay, huh? Well you’re cancelled. Bye-bye

When somebody invites me to a shit coin conference

Dammit I hate that Mark McGowan!

You gonna recite me a poem easy Geez, you love this barstool stuff huh?

The Green Jacket is Yours, Shooter's gonna choke!

Here, eat that! Leave us alone!

Dammit you people This is Golf!

And you can bet on me Waiting for you in the Mesa CC parking lot

That's my button Don't you ever touch my button

I would have kept going but I need to find new material

damn it i hate that tom brady!

Javy learned how to hit Uh Oh

Damn it I hate that evander Kane

Is that Gilmore again? How many times has he tried out?

Is that funny? I don't hear you laughing now!

Yeah, right, I'll get right on that lady

Where are you going with that ball punk?!

Who the hell is Hoppy Meyer?

Hey, DillonDomer2010 is dead you know He fell off a cliff, died on impact

Minus the unattractive part

Anyone want a desk lamp? My treat!

This looks like the end for tyson

Hell no. Damn alligator bit my hand off!

- How's Grandma? - Super. It's arts and crafts time.

Erik and Angelica, come on down!!!

CA, the gold jacket’s yours. Chism’s going to choke!!

Yeah, how are they going to finish again? Dead last? Yeah, they had a good day

I hate that autocorrect

You dip shit in your cheese

What about Sands Well, better luck next year

I should try and do that every time

You know the real hero here is rpower staff, Everytime I visit, it gets harder to leave..

Stirland, you won this week didn't you?

B talking to Zach

I believe that's Mr. Hall's

I hate that UCLA college team

I meant at the polls

I'd like to see you try.

Somebody's closer

Well well well, Tyson is human afterall

Only 31 days until nationals I gotta toughen up

Feel the flow, Happy. It's circular.

It’s all in the hips

Red the Ryder cup is yours to win Marcs gonna choke

Dammit I hate that Ben Weiss

Good call on Notre Dame

This Team Sucks

Susie Rothenburg

I don't want the battlefield beta... I want the whole thing!

What team do you play for?

You know Jon will make everything okay.

Well now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled tire changing duty

Mr. White sent this same clip a mere 6 hours ago

Somebody’s a swoogin!!

Maybe this is a new jonse

That was much easier than putting. I should try and do that every time.

Well moron, good for Kyle por - - oh my god

Lets make a little noise here huh

Terrific. The nail comes out next week.

Okay, as long as you're willing to admit that. Now...

Check the name tag, you’re in my world now farfalle FGT

Pho John Jones, anything.

Uh oh… Summey learned how to cook

sounds real useful

- Did you see that? - Yes. Nice.

That wasn't very nice!

Yeah. Where did he finish again? Dead last? Yeah, he had a good day.

If Gilmore sinks this, it will cap an amazing comeback.

I thought we'd come Home teach!

I beg to differ Mr Strider accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Take in the requirements Block out the product vagueness

Yes! Man! 2008, elf 2003

He's climbing! He shouldn't have left the room!

for amber grither, anything!

Draft a press release stating Gilmore is being thrown off the Tour.

THE PRICE IS RIGHT. HAPPY [BIRTHDAY, Yeo]!

Coming right up!

Marty, shut up and I'll tell you.

Martin your so lucky we don't have a Telstra garden!!

You know that sister sister lady? I think I just killed her.

you could trade for a warm glass of shut the hell up

Congratulations, murderer.

How many sacks did he have last year? 0? Yeah, he had a good year though.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Oceanside Solutions accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

That's a tremendous looking trophy.

Well.. Better luck next week

Ryan the Championship is yours Benny’s gonna choke

...you have to give me a big, fat kiss.

I'm close to getting her house back.

I'm dedicating my performance in the friendly this evening to trapattoni's memory

Rosie, the green jackets yours Rory’s gonna choke!

Doing the worm?! You're acting like a damn fool.

England learned how to bowl Uh oh

You can’t draft those guys, they’re… just too old!

Is that page regulation size or what!

Good! Get the hell out of my life! Who needs you? Beat it! I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!

So I moved to Egypt, where there's not a hockey rink within 1500 miles.

This is not a movie, no matter how much you want it to be. This is violence. You're creating the opposite.

Cant learn that on a hockey rink

Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!

Yeah, right, I'll see you guys there...

That’s...that’s super

Anyone tapped the keg yet? I'll pump. I'm Happy Gilmore.

You can't give Makarov the Calder He's too old!

for Amber grither, anything!

But what do i know I’m just a doctor….

maybe this is a new yankees team

Not from what - from whom. Come down to the cellar. You wanna know who Fred Krueger was? He was a filthy child murderer who killed at least 20 kids in the neighborhood... kids we all knew. And Amazon Prime Video and He's dead because hit entertainment killed him.

65, 56… who gives a shit

I'm dedicating my Fantasy Football Season in Stones’ memory.

SUCK MY WHITE ASS ACTIVISION!

Son of a bitch ball, why don’t you just go home?

Mattingale achieved that feat Almost every day for the past month

Handsome fellow, huh?

I want you to take extra special care of her.

364 more days until next hockey season I gotta toughen up

Green sailboat, blue sailboat, who gives a shit?

Well, better luck next quarter.

Soggy San Francisco host of this year’s Pepsi Pro-Am.

What are you doing katie riding a bull? you're acting like a damn fool!

Where were you on that one, dipshit?

Well well well. Mookie Betts is human after all

Who the hell is yubin jang?

It just seems that way 'cause you only got one shoe on

Somebody's closer.

Okay, we'll go on a date. But just as friends.

My birthday Huh? well you're fired bye bye

For Jeff Boehne, ANYTHING

Clear copy, clever copy...

I didn’t steal it. I was testing its durability.

Koepka, I called your name, didn't I?

I was wrong, you were right

Well Now Your Back Is Going To Hurt Because You Just Pulled monkey Duty

You will not get in shape… ya jackass

What are you talking about?

You know the pathetic thing is You’ve Then doing low-voltage your whole life

FBI I believe that’s Mr. Palmer’s

YOU'RE NOT ANY GOOD

This thing sucks!

Shooter now has a commanding lead.

Bend those knees, real good

Who the hell is Ryan Gerard?

Till the night closes in

Nick Faldo and I won last year. I'd like to win this year

Nonsense, dear. You're a grown man.

for amber grither, anything!

Please don't go.

How am I supposed to chip with that going on?

He’s going to be rooting for hockey.. super

HA on the one cheek and then sure enough PPY right there on the other

This is my first time.

I'm not. With the great players here, anyone could win.

You can count. Good for you.

You know what would be great? If I could get a UPC.

WhoUIs,all you ever talk about is lickin up sweet cunts,but your not any good.

Riggs, the gold jacket is yours. Waters is gonna choke!

Don't break the wrist.

My right arm is just a little longer than my left

Bend your knees. Remember, it's in the hips. You're doing great.