The Play's the Big Thing - What's Happening!! [S02E07]

UH, I'LL JUST GET AN "F" AND YOU'LL GET AN "A."

THAT'S TOO BAD, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DESSERT?

IT'S A CLASSIC LOVE STORY ABOUT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS AND QUEEN ISABELLA.

MY ONE-IN-A-MILLION SHOT, MY BIG BREAK, AND RERUN'S GONNA BLOW IT FOR ME.

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF WAYS TO GO WITH THAT SONG AND HE TOOK THEM ALL.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF STARVING ARTISTS?

♪ I KNOW I REALLY CAN

GREAT IDEA, DWAYNE.

BUT MY NAME'S PAUL.

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD SAY.

WELL, I HOPE YOU LEARN THE PART, FREDRICK.

YOU WANT ACTING, I'LL SHOW YOU ACTING.

RERUN.

RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON.

EXCELLENT WRITING.

D-D-D-DID YOU JUST SEE THIS HUGE WHITE BOX

I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M NOT CRAZY.

HE SAID HE THOUGHT YOUR SCENE WAS UH, GREAT.

I WANT AN ORANGE SODA, BRING DWAYNE A GRAPE SODA,

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WITH LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS.

IT'S DARN GOOD WRITING.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT.

AND I CALL THAT PRETTY GOOD ACTING IF HE CAN FOOL YOU.

OK. ACTORS, TAKE YOUR PLACES.