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"My Connie is a Laotian
Bobby, Al Yankovich blew his brains out in the late '80s...
We should go for it.
My dad says butane's a bastard gas.
to "The Smellow Nose of Texas."
Tuck & Roll Michael McShane
I like it. lt sounds clean.
You are such a goof!
- Hey, Joseph. - Yeah?
Boomhauer, I can't understand a word you're saying!
I'm gonna die like a English Patient girlfriend.
We need more good euphemisms like that in this country
Hey, Mr. Hill.
He says you're bad father.
I believe a child benefits more from the psychological approach.
Yeah, we're lost.
and old people go to make out?
I want you to eat me.
stem from bad parental imaging at home.
- You wanna do something? - Bobby already has plans with me.
We're not children. We're preteens, dammit!
- Yeah. Want to come? - Sure.
and buckle him into the back seat, facing us, so we both can watch him.
Bobby, Connie, watch and learn.
We're gonna tan their hides.