Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

has to be the choice of a Black man.
He's gonna be preparing the pretzels.
You gotta play your part.
- Yeah, it was, but ever since then,
[laughs]
I don't have to get involved in any of this bullshit.
- Whatever, dude.
Somebody scream!
Unlike me, this injustice will not stand!
the freedom that we're talking about still feels like
I can be a little preachy at times, I see that.
12 inches of justice for that ass, and then some.
- Here.
why are you--
- You look good. You smell good too.
- May I interest you two in some dessert this evening?
No, motherfucker. Me.
Okay. I'm a celebrity activist.
- Yo, that's fine. - Dog.
Tell everybody listening right now
Whatever he wants, you do it.
Wait a minute, Chris, you love all the people watching.
- Oh, my. - Come on, bro.
Help! Please, help!
- I will not, older man.
Oh! Come on! [laughter]
- So it looks like you really did change things around here.
but I kicked a basketball right up into the rafters
I simply want to play mancala with a beautiful woman
- Uh-oh, sounds like we've got ourselves a r-r-r-rebellion.
doing arts and crafts and being loud
you tryna go to dinner?
Man, I didn't even order the octopus.
- What sick shit is this?
- No, I have to go.
[crowd cheers]
- And then, you say? - No.
Sometimes we can cheat right next to each other.
[cheers softly] Yes.
they erase this nigga so much.
than a motherfucker pretending to care about injustice.
- What is a Solo?
Come over here. Yes. - This is crazy.
and you call me mean names like Yawn Lewis
- Wow, we don't have nights out like this.
- You know what happened to motherfuckers
You know, he works about as much as a kittycat barks.
Did you say you ordered us an entire octopus?
- Man, you ain't done shit. - What?
I really need this job, and I appreciate the bread and all,
- * There in the bars, let's follow *
- [laughs]
- Oh, he yelling about us.
- Langston. - Mm-hmm?