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- [laughs]
As a matter of fact, they gonna go back to the way they was.
Dish nigga, he don't know how to lishen.
The casino's cutting wages, exploiting workers,
No, sir, you know, cause every time
And P'Shawnathan is short for nothing.
Then it's gonna go, what, to the cocktail servers,
["Peggy Lee's "Till There Was You"]
- Yeah, of course. - Yeah?
Everybody get mad! Let's protest, niggas!
and then going back to their jobs.
- Langston. - Mm-mm-mm.
- Wait, wait, wait. Is that a triple negative?
- Everybody went apeshit. They lost their minds.
- * No, I never heard them at all *
- He is just a person! [all shouting]
who got 'em for you?
- Mm-hmm. - Although it would be nice.
a big prank, and if it is, I'll scream--
And I love my girlfriend.
But I've grown.
- Chris, what the fuck are you doing?
- And sometimes, when it comes to Black people,
You goddamn baboon!
- No pimples. Mmm.
- Yeah, that must have been so cathartic for you.
Ouchie. My pussy go wah-wah."
- That's right, Mr. Locker Room himself.
- Why would you slap me?
You're 34.
And I don't want to have to kill a man.
Which, you know what that means.
Uh-- [chuckles]
It's Chris P. Henson.
[crowd cheers]
[barking]
Have you ever had ponzu sauce? - Wait a minute.
Unfortunately, I'm keeping my pussy out of this one.
- Bubble, bubble. That's right.
I guess felt close, but that could be me.
to boycott the Diamondback Palace casino
Up top. Mm. - No!
- No. - Let's go.
[chuckles] - Fair.
- [laughs] - [groans]
I'm not married, and I actually have a girlfriend,
He would love to write "Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade"
- Yo. - Whoa.
Oh, where am I going?